Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Primarina]

granted, but you step on it.
I wish to be able to mod any pokemon game by thinking about it

 

[Renjamin]

granted, but you step on it.
I wish to be able to mod any pokemon game by thinking about it

Granted, but this means Nintendo has the legal right to publicly execute you

I wish I could make some new friends, and not go off the deep end (I must be out of my head)

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but you made some new enemies too.

I want to be good at arts and crafts.

 

[sparki]

granted, but you can only use cardboard and washable paint

i wish i had the famicom gameboy micro

 

[Pink Cat]

Granted but it's battery died so you can't play it
I wish everyone loves my cat

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, but everyone hates you too.

I wish that I didn't have to install Mario Teaches Typing CD-ROM Deluxe in 86box.

 

[Farrah Goodfairy]

Granted, you have to get a really old and clunky machine

I wish that I could make sentient clones of myself to play co-op with

 

[Princess Mint]

Granted, you have to get a really old and clunky machine

I wish that I could make sentient clones of myself to play co-op with

Granted, but each clone believes that they are the real you. Also you can't de-spawn them, I hope you have enough food and beds for everyone.

I wish that I could learn to juggle.

 

[Primarina]

granted, but everything you juggle catches on fire.

I wish to be able to play as a female character even in games where you normally can't.

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

You can, but it takes away the rest of the game.

I wish to be able to travel through dimensions.