Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, your new name now has to have a number, a symbol, and the noise of a spinning tarantula in it.

I wish Mario Kart 9 was like Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled.
 
Granted, unfortunately Mario Kart 9 ends up being so similar to Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled that Nintendo gets sued for infringement by Activision/Microsoft and has to give them all profits made from the game, withdraw it from sale, and destroy it.

I wish Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go was actually a good cartoon.
 
Granted, but now humans can only survive in negative temperatures.

I wish I had Mario and Luigi as roommates.
 
Granted, but it has a game breaking bug that completely bricks your entire console beyond repair.

I wish I didn't have to take economics.
 
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