Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Bob Craples]

Granted, it takes you to the underworld
I wish for a new Wario Land game.

 

[Chair]

Granted, it happens in the underworld
I wish there was a new Warioland game that didn't happen in the underworld

 

[Bob Craples]

Why would you put me in this position

Granted, the only copy is destroyed before anyone can play it.
I wish for sanei to make another Louie plush.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, you bought the plush but it broke!

I wish that I can make plushes.

 

[Chair]

Granted, they look like sht

I wish this wish was good

 

[Bob Craples]

Granted, it goes bad over time.
I wish for Moto Moto.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but he messes up your house, leaving you to clean up his mess.

I wish for a vacuum cleaner.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, you're saved by Nintendo and you get a cease and desist for liking their games.
I wish for themes in the Switch

granted, but there all waluigi time theemed
i wish for my nintendo switch online membership to activate

 

[Kirbyo]

granted, but there all waluigi time theemed
i wish for my nintendo switch online membership to activate

woops

 

[Bob Craples]

granted, but there all waluigi time theemed

How is that a bad thing?