Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Chair]

no wish lul

I wish for pineapple juice

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but it was actually from a month ago.

I wish that my ice cream can last for a month.

 

[Chair]

granted, it technically can, it'll just become disgusting liquid

I wish super mario was in real loife

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but he got run down by a car and died.

I wish that the car's driver would be arrested.

 

[Chair]

Granted, he could mario in real loife by accident and so the police decided to let him out, but he immediately ran away revealing himself as a criminal.

I wish I was famous for a good reason

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but then people make fun of you as they know you exists.

I wish that people would stop making fun of others.

 

[Chair]

Granted, everyone is so afraid to make fun of others that they wouldn't interact with each other, and now there is no more social interaction.

I wish Luigi was in real loife

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, but he'd get run over by a car (this sounds familiar...)
I wish Kirby was in real life (I know where this one's going)

 

[Bob Craples]

Granted, he dies and there are no more Kirby games.
I wish for a cool shirt.