Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Lin Beifong]

Granted, but you get charged with cleaning up all the confetti afterwards.

I wish I could move into a fridge.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the fridge is full of rotten pudding.

I wish Justin Bieber would die.

 

[Zero777]

Granted

I wish in exchange Michael Jackson or Bob Marely come back

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they sing like Justin Bieber.

I wish The Soup was on more.

 

[StreetFalcon]

Granted. But your T.V. blows up and you can't afford another T.V.

I wish people sang about me.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Granted, but... heh, I'm singing too.

I wish my singing voice wouldn't kill people who hear it.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they hate it so much that they kill you.

I wish American Idol died.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but there are more paid advertisements on TV.

I wish I had a car.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Granted, but while delivering it, I accidentally run over you.

I wish this wish wouldn't result in gruesome injuries.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, no gruesome injuries...just a nuclear explosion.

I wish I had a bag of chips right now.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they're tortilla chips and the pointy corners hurt your esophagus.

I wish I could eat a hot dog.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but it is covered in smelly white stuff.

I wish I had a million bucks!

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it is covered in smelly white stuff.

Sauerkraut?

Granted, but you are arrested for stealing it.

I wish Family Guy had more episodes.

 

[StreetFalcon]

Granted, but your T.V. was just stolen.


I wish I had more wishes.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but nobody cares.

I wish it was hockey season.

 

[Zero777]

Granted, who said they have to go bad

I wish I can become a celebrity

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you have to be in movies with Denise Richards.

 

[Lin Beifong]

I wish Ralphfan would tell us his wish.

 

[ralphfan]

Crap.

I wish Denise Richards was dead.

 

[Zero777]

Granted, good heavens, but you still have Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, etc. etc. out there

So lets go one at a time, I wish Lady Gaga that it/he will die, by Ganon!

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but Ganon takes her powers and becomes a woman.

I wish I had a claw for a hand.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's only 3 mm wide.

I wish I knew if I was getting SMG2 as a present tonight.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I could jump really high.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Granted, but you forgot to put on your space suit and explode.

I wish I had an awesome chocolate cake.

 

[Marioguy1]

*cracks knuckles*

Granted but everyone else is in awe of the awesomeness and they all barrel towards you, trying to get your cake. You manage to get the cake away from them by standing on a very tall rock but then a really fat guy sees you from your high vantage point and charges. The good news is, the people are all dead. The bad news, so are you.

I wish I had a horseeeee!