Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Lin Beifong]

Granted, but you get charged with cleaning up all the confetti afterwards.

I wish I could move into a fridge.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the fridge is full of rotten pudding.

I wish Justin Bieber would die.

 

[Zero777]

Granted

I wish in exchange Michael Jackson or Bob Marely come back

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they sing like Justin Bieber.

I wish The Soup was on more.

 

[StreetFalcon]

Granted. But your T.V. blows up and you can't afford another T.V.

I wish people sang about me.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Granted, but... heh, I'm singing too.

I wish my singing voice wouldn't kill people who hear it.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they hate it so much that they kill you.

I wish American Idol died.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but there are more paid advertisements on TV.

I wish I had a car.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Granted, but while delivering it, I accidentally run over you.

I wish this wish wouldn't result in gruesome injuries.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, no gruesome injuries...just a nuclear explosion.

I wish I had a bag of chips right now.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they're tortilla chips and the pointy corners hurt your esophagus.

I wish I could eat a hot dog.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but it is covered in smelly white stuff.

I wish I had a million bucks!