Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but you stay awake by overdosing on caffeine.

I wish I was old enough to drink a beer.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Granted, but it ruins your life because alcohol is bad, and then someone drops an anvil on you.

I wish I had some iced tea.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but you get onion flavored iced tea.

I wish I could get that new game.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Mmmmmh.... onions...

Granted, but it's really not that good and you wasted 60$ on it.

I wish Nindendo would remake Majora's Mask some time.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but your explodes the day it comes out.

I wish I had two Wiis instead of one.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Granted, but one of them is Japanese and the other one is on fire.

I wish Miis would become illegal.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but all your games get stolen and are replaced by All-Star Cheer Squad.

I wish I was a narwhal.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but I hunt and kill you for food and that awesome horn.

I wish I could see the future.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's only 2 seconds in the future.

I wish I knew what to post.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but that's all you know

I wish people would stop posting wishes like that (honestly, you can do what I do and think of a random thing then wish for it)

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, you are now blind and can't see them anymore.

I wish I knew how to build an atomic bomb.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted, but your assistant doesn't!

I wish I had a force-field impenetrable by nukes.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but it is vulnerable to water.

I wish I had a super comfy feather bed.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but you get tickled to death :P

I wish I hadn't eaten so much cake...

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but you feel like eating a lot of piew for some odd reason.

I wish I had a piece of paper to write on.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but you lack a pen

I wish that whenever you grabbed a pen, it ran out of ink

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but the ink somehow magically goes to your circulatory system and you die of poisoning.

I wish I had a pen that never ran out of ink.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted, it runs on lead

I wish I was a robot...owait.

 

[Superchao]

Granted, you malfunction and shut down.

I wish for a pendulum.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you step in its lath and it hits you and mocks you into a glacier.

I wish public restrooms were nicer.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted, they say Hello and Goodbye when you enter

I wish public restrooms were cleaner

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but it's so clean, that they don't allow you to take a crap in the toilets.

I wish there were no such things as spiders.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but Sredips are born and they don't eat bugs, THEY EAT YOU

I wish Sredips actually existed :D

 

[Hobbes]

Granted, but they are twice the size as humans and eat us all.


I wish I were famous

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but a camera flashes just as you're walking down the stairs and you don't notice the bomb on the second step. Ouch.

I wish I had a giraffe.