Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Jigglypurin]

Granted. It still costs money; you're just locked out of paying for it.

EDIT: I wish that I could remember to add my own wishes.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but they are pointless.

I wish I could go to space.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You can't breathe and you're bombarded with astral radiation.

I wish Koopa Kid could return.

 

[The Pink Cat In The Hat]

Granted, but he has the voice of Scrappy Doo

I wish people weren't afraid of my sig

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted. Sigs cease to exist.

I wish I had a job, a real one that pays decently.

 

[Evil Power Flotzo]

Granted, but you're stuck on the graveyard shift, and the sleep deprivation gets to you.

I wish I could see my former crush, just for one day, just to have a meaningful conversation with her.

 

[ArchagentEverlasting]

Granted but she kills you

I wish my cats were all alive

 

[Denny Hamlin]

But they are zombies now.

I wish for BroBot

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but since he's made of paper, once you stepped into the cockpit, he kinda just tore apart.

I wish I didn't have to wait so long for school to end (it's 4 weeks but still)

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted. School ends on Saturday...and starts up again on Monday. Sorry!

I wish I had more energy.