Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Jigglypurin

My cursor has blood on it.
Banned User
Granted. It still costs money; you're just locked out of paying for it.

EDIT: I wish that I could remember to add my own wishes.
 

George Jones

Founder of the Sharknado Clan, formed 2015
Granted, but they are pointless.

I wish I could go to space.
 

J-Yoshi64

Always remembering Walkazo
Granted. You can't breathe and you're bombarded with astral radiation.

I wish Koopa Kid could return.
 

Killsy Cat

I'm the prettiest girl you ever met
Granted, but he has the voice of Scrappy Doo

I wish people weren't afraid of my sig
 

George Jones

Founder of the Sharknado Clan, formed 2015
Granted, but he he is impeached after serving for three hours.

I wish that I could stop my obsession with Gangnam Style by Psy.
 

Professor E. Gadd

Shine Sprite
Poll Committee
Granted. They waste all their time repeating already-known info on announced games, except for one new game that looks ultra exciting...but is incredibly disappointing upon release, receiving poor reviews and sales.

I wish for Kirby Air Ride 2.
 

Spoopy Toad

Maybe not a toad anymore...
Granted. It's just a remake of the first game. I mean this isn't bad in any way, but not as good.

I wish for Epic Mickey 3 or an Epic Mickey 1 remake. (It's a franchise I love that I brought up several times)
 

Jigglypurin

My cursor has blood on it.
Banned User
Granted. EM3 plays like the 3DS spinoff.

I wish for a hundred sliced of pre-cooked, in-date, big, fat, edible slices of American bacon.
 

A sad ghost | Moldomré

Pay ya for what, standing there?
Granted. You still have to warm them up for the best food experience, but your oven is broken, and you have to cook them in the microwave, and the microwave is too small to cook them all at once, so it just ends up being a huge chore to get inferior bacon (would have been better in an oven).

I wish for some pizza for breakfast (yeah I'm weird like that).
 

Professor E. Gadd

Shine Sprite
Poll Committee
Granted. You got a working PS4 but blew your whole wallet, and you don't even get a controller, power cord, or games with it.

I wish to be...AN ALL-POWERFUL GENIE!!!!!
 

George Jones

Founder of the Sharknado Clan, formed 2015
Granted, but you cannot grant wishes.

I wish I had a boat.
 
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