Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Jigglypurin

My cursor has blood on it.
Banned User
Granted. It still costs money; you're just locked out of paying for it.

EDIT: I wish that I could remember to add my own wishes.
 

Sheldon Cooper

Bazinga!
Granted, but they are pointless.

I wish I could go to space.
 

J-Yoshi64

Always remembering Walkazo
Granted. You can't breathe and you're bombarded with astral radiation.

I wish Koopa Kid could return.
 

Meowkie

Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
Granted, but he has the voice of Scrappy Doo

I wish people weren't afraid of my sig
 

Lee Carvallo

Master of putting.
Poll Committee
Granted, but you're stuck on the graveyard shift, and the sleep deprivation gets to you.

I wish I could see my former crush, just for one day, just to have a meaningful conversation with her.
 

Sheldon Cooper

Bazinga!
Granted, but he he is impeached after serving for three hours.

I wish that I could stop my obsession with Gangnam Style by Psy.
 

King Dedede

King of Dream Land
Poll Committee
Granted. They waste all their time repeating already-known info on announced games, except for one new game that looks ultra exciting...but is incredibly disappointing upon release, receiving poor reviews and sales.

I wish for Kirby Air Ride 2.
 

Toadgamer

The self proclaimed gamer
Granted. It's just a remake of the first game. I mean this isn't bad in any way, but not as good.

I wish for Epic Mickey 3 or an Epic Mickey 1 remake. (It's a franchise I love that I brought up several times)
 

Jigglypurin

My cursor has blood on it.
Banned User
Granted. EM3 plays like the 3DS spinoff.

I wish for a hundred sliced of pre-cooked, in-date, big, fat, edible slices of American bacon.
 

Hondo Ohnaka

"You will pay for your i n s o l e n c e !"
Granted. You still have to warm them up for the best food experience, but your oven is broken, and you have to cook them in the microwave, and the microwave is too small to cook them all at once, so it just ends up being a huge chore to get inferior bacon (would have been better in an oven).

I wish for some pizza for breakfast (yeah I'm weird like that).
 

King Dedede

King of Dream Land
Poll Committee
Granted. You got a working PS4 but blew your whole wallet, and you don't even get a controller, power cord, or games with it.

I wish to be...AN ALL-POWERFUL GENIE!!!!!
 

Sheldon Cooper

Bazinga!
Granted, but you cannot grant wishes.

I wish I had a boat.
 

Hondo Ohnaka

"You will pay for your i n s o l e n c e !"
SeproDep said:
Granted. It's molded.
I see what you did there.

Granted. An update is released for it that makes it horrible.

I wish for some goldfish (not the animal, the snack food).
 
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