Granted. They waste all their time repeating already-known info on announced games, except for one new game that looks ultra exciting...but is incredibly disappointing upon release, receiving poor reviews and sales.
Granted. You still have to warm them up for the best food experience, but your oven is broken, and you have to cook them in the microwave, and the microwave is too small to cook them all at once, so it just ends up being a huge chore to get inferior bacon (would have been better in an oven).
I wish for some pizza for breakfast (yeah I'm weird like that).