Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Jigglypurin

My cursor has blood on it.
Banned User
Granted. It still costs money; you're just locked out of paying for it.

EDIT: I wish that I could remember to add my own wishes.
 

J-Yoshi64

Always remembering Walkazo
Granted. You can't breathe and you're bombarded with astral radiation.

I wish Koopa Kid could return.
 

Camilla

Your kind, considerate, werewolf girlfriend
Granted, but he has the voice of Scrappy Doo

I wish people weren't afraid of my sig
 

Power Flotzo

The name says it all.
Poll Committee
Granted, but you're stuck on the graveyard shift, and the sleep deprivation gets to you.

I wish I could see my former crush, just for one day, just to have a meaningful conversation with her.
 

Banjo

GUH-UH!
Granted, but since he's made of paper, once you stepped into the cockpit, he kinda just tore apart.

I wish I didn't have to wait so long for school to end (it's 4 weeks but still)
 

George Jones

Founder of the Sharknado Clan, formed 2015
Granted, but he he is impeached after serving for three hours.

I wish that I could stop my obsession with Gangnam Style by Psy.
 

Banjo

GUH-UH!
Granted, it falls flat on your face and it breaks.

I wish it was E3, and that they announced something very exciting.
 

Doctor Healmore

Shine Sprite
Poll Committee
Granted. They waste all their time repeating already-known info on announced games, except for one new game that looks ultra exciting...but is incredibly disappointing upon release, receiving poor reviews and sales.

I wish for Kirby Air Ride 2.
 

Banjo

GUH-UH!
Granted. It's just a remake of the first game. I mean this isn't bad in any way, but not as good.

I wish for Epic Mickey 3 or an Epic Mickey 1 remake. (It's a franchise I love that I brought up several times)
 

Jigglypurin

My cursor has blood on it.
Banned User
Granted. EM3 plays like the 3DS spinoff.

I wish for a hundred sliced of pre-cooked, in-date, big, fat, edible slices of American bacon.
 
Granted. You still have to warm them up for the best food experience, but your oven is broken, and you have to cook them in the microwave, and the microwave is too small to cook them all at once, so it just ends up being a huge chore to get inferior bacon (would have been better in an oven).

I wish for some pizza for breakfast (yeah I'm weird like that).
 

Doctor Healmore

Shine Sprite
Poll Committee
Granted. You got a working PS4 but blew your whole wallet, and you don't even get a controller, power cord, or games with it.

I wish to be...AN ALL-POWERFUL GENIE!!!!!
 
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