Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[PanchamBro]

Granted...now you can't make a wish.

I wish that Samus was actually an alien.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but now Ridley is a woman instead.

I wish for good results at school.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. They're all in the subjects that you already had good results in.

I wish for peace and good will towards men (and women).

 

[The Lord Bowser]

Granted. But animals are likely to be abundant and very violent to the human race, being the only threat to the humans, often known for destroying human territory.

I wish I was gigantic

 

[The Pink Cat In The Hat]

Granted but you're too big for any planet and have to just float through space
I wish someone wanted to ask me questions

 

[The Lord Bowser]

Granted but the questions will be dismaying
I wish I was a snowman

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted. You melt cuz I granted your wish in Australia, which is in the middle of spring.

I wish everyone went to The Bad Place

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, only Bubsy goes to The Bad Place.

i pass

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, you failed.

I wish I made a chocolate chip cookies

 

[YoshiSan]

The "a chocolate chip cookies" were made, but they only had "a chocolate chip" in them. So.

I wish I had a final smash in real life.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. But you don't have access to a Smash Ball.

I wish I could get my old watch to work again.