Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, now it's always February.

I wish a slot machine.
 
Granted, it's rigged where you lose every time.

I wish Taco Bell would bring back those spicy red tacos.
 
Granted, now they eat way too fancily and you're the only one who doesn't do it, so it makes you feel bad.

I wish there could be a new mario cartoon.
 
Granted, the animation and quality are terrible, Mario loses his cap and moustache, and Bowser has Toad's voice--not to mention that there's only one episode....

I wish I could stop freaking out about Nintendo's bots deleting my Mario Maker courses.
 
Granted, but that doesn't mean your courses won't be deleted.

I wish marble zone in Sonic the Hedgehog was easier and more fun.
 
Granted, now it's the only good Sonic zone.

I wish you could look backwards in the handheld Mario Kart games.
 
Granted, but you for some reason lose each and every star gotten.

I wish stars (giving and receiving them, though the later is only possible by other 3DS players) was possible in the 3DS version of Super Mario Maker.
 
Granted, now they're looking at them too much, so they got tired of them. So no one wants to play them anymore.

I wish there was more exploration in the cloud