Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Mario Kart DS Fan]

granted. I ate it.

I wish Mario kart tour will be released now.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, only the menu is released. There's no way to start the game--not even by hacking.

I wish everything.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but it's also everything bad.

I wish for a delicious cake.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You drop it.

I wish I could go to a convention.

 

[Mario Kart DS Fan]

granted, it's cancelled

I wish I could have more friends.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, but you never get a best friend.

I wish I had lots of eShop cards.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, but they work like credit cards instead.

I wish I knew what good wish I should wish for.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, you just wished one.

I wish that this wish will not be granted.

 

[Paper Mario]

It's not granted, yet it still somehow becomes true resulting in a paradoxical apocalypse.

I wish food stayed warm longer and I can always finish it.

 

[Mario Kart DS Fan]

granted, it's always hot.

I wish warioWare will be on the switch soon.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, it has only one microgame.

I wish something good will happen with this wish.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted, the good thing happens to someone else, and doesn't affect you in any way.

I wish for Aloy (from Horizon Zero Dawn) to be in the next Smash Bros. title.

 

[Mario Kart DS Fan]

granted, it's cancelled.

I wish I was a video game designer.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, but your application to Nintendo failed, you fail to start a new company, and you go bankrupt.

I wish nothing.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. Nothing happened (but that doesn't mean anything good happened)

I wish Paper Mario TTYD was ported on the Switch (With Color Splash Graphics)

 

[Julia-BM]

Granted. All of the partners have been replaced with generic enemies like Goombas and Koopa Troopas. To rub salt in the wound, 75% of the NPCs have been replaced with generic Toads, and

Spoiler

the shower from the original game was removed.

I want Rainmaker Entertainment to make another CGI Barbie movie.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, it's worse than every other one.

I wish to get Poochy & Yoshi's Woolly World.

 

[Noct]

Granted, it's a cursed copy and you find yourself trapped in a badly written Creepypasta from 2012 with all of the cliches in tow.

I wish good drawing tablets weren't so expensive.

 

[Mario Kart DS Fan]

granted, they are sold out.

I wish Luigi's mansion 3 will be released.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, only one glitched prototype copy is released, and you don't get it.

I wish I could win the Mario Golf 3DS World Tour.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but right when you win, your 3ds exploded.(after doing that much button mashing)

I wish I worked for Nintendo.

 

[Mario Kart DS Fan]

granted. they fire you.

I wish Mario was real.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, you got a Mario costume for your birthday (that does make it real, right?).

I wish for Luigi’s Balloon World to be released this week.

 

[Mario Kart DS Fan]

granted but luigi was replaced with tiara and she won't let you put a balloon anywhere

I wish Mario was real, and I mean REAL and not just a coustume (it does not count!)

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, an official Nintendo staff member decides to dress in a Mario costume. He is the exact height, weight, and age of Mario. He stands around in Super Nintendo World waiting for photo ops. (This counts as real, right?)

I wish for the Mario Golf: World Tour Season Pass.