Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Noct]

Granted, it's fool's gold.

I wish the roads weren't slick.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, they're sharp and destroy your tires.

I wish the Nintendo Switch had unlimited battery life.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, now you're playing it for too much and now you're sick.

I wish Rabbid heroes in Kingdom Battle were playable in the next smash Bros, with a themed level for the game.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, the Rabbids have no Final Smash or custom moves, and the stage is dull and uninteresting.

I wish Nintendo would always finish games before releasing them.

 

[LED42]

Granted, they are never satisfied with their results. As a consequence, the game is never finished, meaning that it will be never released.

I wish I was cool.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. Now you're so cool everyone is chasing you, wanting an autograph.

I wish I didn't only have the Wii and the Switch as consoles.

 

[LED42]

Granted, your house is now full of consoles. You can't even walk around for the lots of consoles.

I wish I had an SNES Classic Edition.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, Star Fox 2 never unlocks and the console will crash after every five minutes.

I wish I was absolutely amazing.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You're so amazing everyone hates you.

I wish it could be 64 degrees Fahrenheit all day.

 

[LED42]

Granted, the next day the temperature is 75° C

I wish I was immune to venom.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, you're still vulnerable to poison.

I wish the Mega Mushroom would come back.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but it's passed it's expiry date (after all this time, it should be)

I wish virtual console was on Switch.

 

[Julia-BM]

Granted. The VC ports have simply just been ported with no testing, and have resulted in bugs, glitches, and lots of backlash and controversy. And worst of all, technical issues similar to the Switch launch problems.

I wish Sonic 06 had more bug fixes and was actually finished.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, Sonic 06 becomes Sonic 50, because it's not released until 2050!

I wish everything.

 

[LED42]

Granted, you get a letter from someone called "Everything" telling you "Everything".

I wish I wished a wish to have a wish for another wish which granted me multiple wishes.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but all these wishes are bad wishes.

I wish Super Paper Mario was just like other Paper Marios.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, but it is less enjoyable and only has Mario as a playable character (Pixls are still here).

I wish at least one Pixl returned in a recognizable game (min: famous sports game - max: main series).

 

[Noct]

Granted, they make cameos like the Pikmin do in Mario Golf Toadstool Tour.

I wish for a new Mario vs. Donkey Kong game like the first one and Donkey Kong '94.

 

[LED42]

Granted, it's inexplicably boring.

I wish it was Friday already.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but it's only Friday for one minute.

I wish Sonic the Hedgehog had a free download in the app store ( because it is there, but it costs money)

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, there's a paywall when you start the game.

I wish for riches.

 

[LED42]

Granted, you get illicit riches and the FBI catches you.

I wish for cookies.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, now your browser has an innumerable amount of cookies.

I wish for a dozen cookies (the pasty kind).

 

[LED42]

Granted, they are microscopic and you can't even see 'em.

I wish I had someone to play chess with.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, you're playing the Wizard's Chess from Harry Potter 1.

I wish to be a superstar!