Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but wouldn't that be difficult to make?

I wish that a Blu-Ray set of every season of Mythbusters was released.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. There are no CDs inside any of them.

I wish for delicious ice cream.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but what would it taste like? There are so many ice creams that taste delicious.

I wish for a tasty sandwhich with ham and cheese on it.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, but the ham is made of tofu.

I wish for my very own pinball machine.

 

[Pomni]

Granted, it doesn't work.

I wish Blue Coins in Mario Sunshine weren't so dang annoying to collect.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, now the Shine Sprites are more frustrating to collect.

I wish for my very own cruise ship.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but how are you going to get the money for it?

I wish for a new Wario Land game.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted, but how are you going to get the money for it?

I wish for a new Wario Land game.

Granted, but Wario is the only character in the game.

I wish for a new jar of peanut butter.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, but it's mixed with jam.

I wish to take a holiday on the sun drenched tropical paradise of Isle Delfino.

 

[Pomni]

Granted, you have to clean up the graffiti and collect 120 Shines.

I wish Robbie Nevil's music weren't so underrated.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. It rises to have the worst fandom ever, outdoing even Sonic Passion levels.

I wish that vanilla Mario doesn't suck.

 

[Pomni]

Granted, every other Mario sucks more.

I wish Jim Perry hadn't died.