Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Roserade]

Granted, but now the controls are far too precise and complicated.

I wish Arceus was actually the most powerful Pokemon like it's supposed to be.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, he's too powerful for his own good.

I wish Clefairy had been the mascot of Pokémon.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, it is the only Pokemon.

I wish I can always eat everything I buy in one sitting, so I don't have to refrigerate anything.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, your metabolism can't take it.

I wish the Gigantoraptor was still alive.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. It's critically endangered and is popular on the black market.

I wish my bird can talk in English and coherently and I can understand it.

 

[Princess Céline]

Problem is, it doesn't have the communication skills of a parrot.

I wish I had a pet Deinocheirus

 

[Redboot]

Granted, it dies the day after you get it.

I wish I could meet my favorite YouTubers in real life.

 

[Princess Céline]

Problem is, they live very far away from you.

I wish I could see how the earth looked like during the Devonian period.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You have to live the rest of your life there/then.

I wish I knew what to get from the vending machine downstairs.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you buy the last one and then it gets restocked with something completely different.

I wish Waluigi was in Super Mario Odyssey.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but then it would be Super Waluigi Odyssey.

I wish Elliot Carver was playable in the N64 version of The World Is Not Enough.

 

[Redboot]

Granted, he's really underpowered.

I wish I had a second 3DS for Let's Playing.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, you don't have enough money to buy one.

I wish my fingernails didn't grow so fast.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but then it would be Super Waluigi Odyssey.

I thought we were corrupting wishes here, not making them better

I wish my fingernails didn't grow so fast.

Granted, your toenails grow twice as fast and become too thick to clip.

I wish I had more motivation.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, you didn't specify what motivation.

I wish the controls in Treacherous Tightrope weren't so awful.

 

[PanchamBro]

granted, but the rest of the minigames in mario party 8 will have awful controls instead.

i wish there was a larger storage option for the nintendo switch.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, there's a lot of unused space on it.

I wish a ham and cheese sandwhich wasn't so incredibly tasty.

 

[Redboot]

Granted, now every other good tastes bad.

I wish I could go on Match Game someday.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, it is expensive

I wish wavedashing in Melee didn't exist.

 

[PanchamBro]

granted, now melee is less fun and competitive than ever.

i wished that i had more gold coins in new super mario bros 2.

 

[Redboot]

What the crap, the font in the above post was like Liberation Serif or something for a second

Granted, they're not worth anything. Well...coins already aren't worth much, but...yeah.

I wish I didn't get literally everything stuck in my head.

 

[Roserade]

Granted, you end up getting everything but one song stuck in your head.

I wish Fawful was playable in Smash Bros.

 

[Redboot]

Granted, he's removed in the next update.

I wish I could get as many subscribers as my two favorite YouTubers someday.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you get the subs but it's because you become one of the most hated YouTubers and the subs are ironic.

I wish Antasma would become a regular in the Mario series.

 

[PanchamBro]

granted. sadly nintendo doesn't even know what that is.

i wished i fixed my broken earphones.