Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Princess Céline · Nov 19, 2016

Granted, but what would happen to Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

I wish blue whales weren't endangered.

Polymorph · Nov 19, 2016

Granted, they become extinct.

I wish I could bowl better.

Princess Céline · Nov 19, 2016

Granted, you can't be perfect

I wish Mario Party 8 was released on the Gamecube

J-Yoshi64 · Nov 26, 2016

Granted, but Koopa Kid still isn't in it

I wish my neck wasn't so stiff

Princess Céline · Nov 26, 2016

Granted, but I'd rather have a stiff neck than a loose one.

I wish Melee had a stamina modifier for Stamina battles.

Polymorph · Nov 26, 2016

Granted, it doesn't work.

I wish November and December didn't have to be so cold.

Princess Céline · Nov 26, 2016

Granted, but what's gonna happen with the snow?

I wish the "Rotate the control stick" minigames from Mario Party 1 did not exist.

Polymorph · Nov 27, 2016

Granted, they're replaced with ridiculously strenuous button mashing games.

I wish Richard Dawson were still alive.

Princess Céline · Nov 27, 2016

Granted, he would pass away at some point.

I wish that the GCN controller's C-stick used the same head as the regular control stick.

Polymorph · Jan 2, 2017

Granted, it's unresponsive.

I wish someone would invent a battery that you never had to charge.

Princess Céline · Jan 2, 2017

Granted, but that would take years to implement.

I wish I had a Siamese cat as a pet.