Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but the butter was too melty.

I wish for ice cubes that never melt.

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted, but you acedentally stuck one to your toungue....

I wish I could have a high five

 

[Scr7]

Granted, but their hand had a sticky bomb on it

I wish i could get away with not bothering to do my work

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but later on, you have a more strenuous workload to contend with

I wish this thread didn't die

 

[Mike Wheeler]

It becomes boring and a drag to look at.

I wish I got an iPad Air.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it's incorporated painfully in your flesh.


I wish I could be immortal.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, you have to see the Sun imploding in 5 billion years.

I wish nobody is cut from Brawl to 3DS / Wii U.

 

[Revin]

granted, but meta knight is still op

i wish for our world to be controlled by our glorious overlord, waluigi

 

[Icemario]

Granted, Luigi would probably liberate that control by doing absolutely nothing.

I wish I could eat some pasta right now.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it's rotten.



I wish I could be even better at everything, such as being beautiful.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but you're better at also jumping off cliffs and you won't hesitate to prove it

I wish the Magic School Bus aired for more seasons (and it didn't suck)

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted, YOUR SUCKED INTO THE SHOW!!!

I wish I had pizza