Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Nysic]

Granted, you are a mod. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mod_(subculture)

I wish that I could hug Fluttershy.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, but you are trapped in the fictional universe forever.

I wish my ex wanted me back.

 

[Specific Neptune]

granted, but you get arrested for spamming that all over the forum, and your ex can't go out with you, and she moves on again

I wish you had the common capacity to realise that this is starting to get annoying.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

he is emotionally injured, understand him. No grant.


I wish that the world could love me.

 

[Nysic]

Granted, but you are trapped in the fictional universe forever.

That wouldn't be bad.

Also, to Dr. Murder, granted, the world loves you too much and hugs you to death.

I wish I had a sandwich.

 

[Specific Neptune]

he is emotionally injured, understand him. No grant.

he can go to a mindless junk thread and spread the sadness there, but this is a game, he has no right to come in here and make us depressed. Sorry, but I play games to feel good, not feel bad.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted, but the Heavy comes along, snatches it, and eats it, while singing.

I wish that I had ten thousand dogs to do my bidding.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but they turn on you and eat you.

I wish that nothing would ever go wrong with this wish.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Whoops paradox makes you explode.


I wish that I could get a pair of black trousers.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, they're actually a bomb and blow up when you put them on.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but the wishes are illegitimate and are never granted.

I wish I could delete Internet Explorer.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you become IE before that.


I wish that I had good eyesight.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But your worst enemy named I gets better vision, while you slowly go blind

I wish that nothing bad all could happen ever again in any part of the universe

 

[Giga12]

Granted, the universe is now controlled by Captain Falcon.

I wish for a new computer.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Then the computer is crappy.

I wish I was rich.

 

[Boo Diddly]

Granted but you'll lose a lot of money.

I wish i done nothing.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But then you die.

I wish for the worlds supply of apples, so I can throw them to keep doctors away.

 

[Boo Diddly]

Granted, but you'll die.

I wish i had a Wii U.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But it has a CreepyPasta hack on

I wish that I knew the perfect wish, and could use it

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but the Mad Genie kills you.

I wish my twin brother (Lolcrawler) would crawl into a hollow log and die. After that no matter what I will be happy.

 

[Boo Diddly]

Granted, and i don't know what reason not.

I wish i was Massachussettsian.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But then there is another boston massacre

I wish YM would shut up

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but no.

I wish I could kill my brother. (the twin one.)

 

[Lolcrawler]

Granted but No

I wish that Yoshis never existed

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but I kill you.

I wish that Penguins never existed.

 

[Lolcrawler]

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