Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Fazer]

Granted, it is a false copy and ruins your console.

I wish I didn't have any mosquito bites.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Yes, but you have wasp stings instead.

I wish I was not allergic to ant bites.

 

[Giga12]

Granted. You're allergic to dog bites.


I wish I didn't have to go to school on Monday.

 

[Dardy]

Granted, but you got to work all the day long to support your family.

I wish they make a 3DS emulator.

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted, but you use something illegal, and nintendo finds you and takes you to jail.

I wish I had a taco

 

[Giga12]

Granted, the meat is rotten.

I wish I had a SNES.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, you get a Sneezing Nugget Eating Sausage.

I wish I had all the gold of Mt. Bowserpedia.

 

[User4042]

I wish I didn't have to go to school on Monday.

Haha. No public schools in Minnesota have school on Monday.



Granted, you get crushed by the weight.

I wish for apple pie.

 

[sonic128]

Apple pie appears above your head, but you can't reach it!

I wish for Sonic Adventure 3

 

[Giga12]

Granted, it's a stupid pre-alpha mess of a game.

I wish I had a .

 

[sonic128]

Granted. It evolves into a t-rex and eats you alive.

I wish for a PS4

 

[Giga12]

Granted. It bricks itself within the first five minutes.

I wish for no wishes.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you should've wished for a new Kidney....

I wish for a dream within a dream.

 

[Boo Diddly]

Granted, but you may get a nightmare.

I wish i was a lynx.

 

[PeskyPlumbers64]

Granted. Be sure to say hello to all the poachers and predators for me!


I wish I was Samus Aran.

 

[Boo Diddly]

Granted, but you'll have to fight scary monsters who will eat you.

I wish i was invincible.

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted, but you fall into a bottomless pit

I wish I could meet sonic

Oh yeah and by the way:

I wish I had a taco

That wish came true yesterday!!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

granted but ur too slow


i wish i was a member of metallica

 

[Fazer]

Granted, most people think you're really bad and you get fired.

I wish I was more social.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted: You become so social you get trampled with people trying to meet you


I wish I was born in the 1950s

 

[Giga12]

Granted. Now you're in your 60's and have grandkids.

I wish I was good at sport.

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted..... your a soccerball!

I wish I had a jetpack

 

[Giga12]

Granted. You turn it up way too high and fly into the center of the sun.

I wish I could fly.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you get sucked in my a tornado.

I wish I can fast foreword and see The Hobbit Part 3.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but it's a horrible movie.

I wish for pancakes.