Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but you shapeshift into something bad and get arrested

I wish I had Yoshi.

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but Yoshi eats you out of house and home.

I wish I had a Magikoopa wand.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you don't know how control it, and you end up making yourself disappear.

I wish there was a Wario Bros game that was totally awesome!

 

[Duskull]

Granted, but you're not allowed to have it.

I wish I could live forever

 

[The Shy Guy]

I wish you a very happy day

 

[Fazer]

Granted, it becomes bad.

I wish I breath in space.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted, but you never go to space.

I wish I could survive any condition

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted but you get trapped in magma for eternity and it sucks.

I wish to have super calculator powers.

 

[Duskull]

Granted, but who have the crap beaten out of you because you're a nerd.

I wish for all the money in the world

 

[Pinkie]

Granted, stupidos take it from you.

I wish i worked for nintendo.

 

[YuruNex]

Granted, you can't work on anything
I wish to be able to have wifi anywhere

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you have only 0.001 kbit per second and gets slower every time you connect.

I wish I could breath underwater.