Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but you shapeshift into something bad and get arrested

I wish I had Yoshi.

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but Yoshi eats you out of house and home.

I wish I had a Magikoopa wand.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you don't know how control it, and you end up making yourself disappear.

I wish there was a Wario Bros game that was totally awesome!

 

[Duskull]

Granted, but you're not allowed to have it.

I wish I could live forever

 

[The Shy Guy]

I wish you a very happy day

 

[Fazer]

Granted, it becomes bad.

I wish I breath in space.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted, but you never go to space.

I wish I could survive any condition

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted but you get trapped in magma for eternity and it sucks.

I wish to have super calculator powers.

 

[Duskull]

Granted, but who have the crap beaten out of you because you're a nerd.

I wish for all the money in the world

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, stupidos take it from you.

I wish i worked for nintendo.

 

[NEXandGBX]

Granted, you can't work on anything
I wish to be able to have wifi anywhere

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you have only 0.001 kbit per second and gets slower every time you connect.

I wish I could breath underwater.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted, but you get eaten by a shark.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. You can teleport only back to your room and you are forced to marry Wario.

I wish I can eat a muffin.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it's a earwax flavored muffin.

I wish for a Pokemon/Digimon crossover.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. It's the next Fanboy and Chum Chum. Which means, it relies on potty humor and terrible, creepy CGI.

I wish that Luigi exploded and confetti flew out of his body.

 

[DragonFreak]

^God, you got creative there. Nice.

Granted, but each piece of confetti regenerated in a new Luigi, and the new Luigi army destroyed you.

I wish to be the most intelligent being ever.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Do I turn into confetti too?

Granted. You know the day of your death.

I wish that I can make clouds morph into any shape I want.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you get hanged for witchcraft.

I wish I had a Yoshi.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but the Yoshi eats you.

I wish Mudkip didn't exist

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but then there would be a mysterious blank spot in your Pokedex that prevents you from ever completing it.

I wish Ash's first Pokemon was a Dragonite.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted, but Ash has no idea what he is doing, the pokedex calls him stupid again, and the Dragonite is attacked by the spearow, and ash cant go to the Pokemon center because dragonite is too big to carry.

I wish i was a Pokemon master.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but you train them badly and you get fired.

I wish there was only one Pokemon left.

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but a group of scientists take its DNA and clone it, and the clones take over the world.

I wish I had a brain.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but you get hit by a hammer on your head and that damages your brain really badly.

I wish TTYD was alot cheapier.