Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but some random guy comes on your computer and starts spamming instead.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie. :(
 
Granted, but the magical guy who grants wishes didn't know which cake you were talking about, so he, for some reason, gave you a very eewey cake.

I wish I'd make that goddarn writing exercise sometime...
 
Free Loader said:
Granted, the world comes to an end while your doing it and all records are lost.
I wish I had the power to destroy planets that aren't earth.
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Granted, you destroy Mars and parts of it collide with and destroy Earth.

I wish that this wish would actually granted.
 
(LOL at that horrible end in a wish, Uniju. Good thing it's not real, but still it's funny.)

Granted... wait what?

I wish I LOL'd some more.

I also wish I had a gun...
 
Granted, now you're the butt of his jokes.

I wish Fire Mario bros. actually spoke in intelligible sentences.
 
NOT GRANTED. Wait can you?


Aughh! ****!

I wish people wouldn't swear or speak about vulgar stuff all the time.

And earlier, I wished for a gun. Why didn't THAT happen?!?
 
Granted,But everyone begins flaming.

I wish I had a wii with SSBB and SMG.
 
Granted, but your classwork is doubled.

I wish for nothing.
 
Granted. Here, have the TV remote.

I wish to play football in highschool.
 
Granted. You and your group become famous for some reason, and kill each other for no reason.

I wish I had a cupcake.
 
Granted, but the only playable character in both games is Baby Daisy.

I wish that Rudnicki would try to make an account that we didn't figure out until way after joining.
 
Granted. He becomes moderator and dictator of the Forums, and I don't care.

I wish Baby Daisy had died.
 
Granted. Daisy dissappears, causing Luigi to kill himself. Mario then kills himself, ending the Mario games altogether.

I wish that I could fight for my friends while being too slow. (Get the references?)
 
Granted. But you'll have to give me some sympathy.

I wish I could fly! (I believe I can fl*shot*)
 
Granted. Just jump and fly... Into outer space with no air! OH NO!!!

I wish somebody can continue the Sentence-Finishers thread.
 
Not Granted. It can only be finished.

I wish somebody can continue this thread. *tumbleweed*
 
Granted. You suffocate and die.

I wish for Watterson to have continued with Calvin.
 
granted, but broccoli bury u.

i wish that sonic was real! :rolleyes:
 
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