Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Snack]

Granted, your the first your harem cannibalizes when they get tired of coconuts.

I wish I could find that post on here with a Mario fanfic about a 13 year old having sex in a classroom and then committing suicide.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but the harem likes the pigs and chickens better than you for company and still cannibalizes you when they get tired of coconuts.

I wish for a Gyroid that WOULD record my favorite ShoujoAi shows.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but the harem's bishonen ex-boyfriends trick you into going off to become a fighter jet piloting mercenary in the Middle East after you get drunk.

I wish for MOAR TOUHOU GIRLS

 

[Snack]

Granted, your buddehs die instead.

I wish for LESS RICKROLL'D

 

[Snack]

Granted, you get a girlfriend who then eats your anime DVDs.

I wish for real time weapon change.

 

[Snack]

Granted, she eats all the seaweed you were saving for your big sushi party.

I wish for 5y7qv y4,5464e4ngeot cmjstr56kjtrukj76ij056u7kiy-kj0-u,jijjy665u7757i7i777677676i7i76ii8878ii8ihentai56u856u56u856uutjr856j56utru56u

 

[Snack]

Granted, but your girlfriend still eats it all.

I wish your girlfriend hadn't eaten my anime DVDs too

 

[Snack]

Granted, she then goes all yandere, stalks you, and then kills you by repeatedly stabbing you with a huge steak knife in broad daylight in a posh coffee shop.

I wish I never get to be the starring character in a School Days ripoff.

 

[Snack]

Granted, you achieve this by time traveling, and your ex-girlfriend stalks you through time and turns you into a Dalek.

I wish I was a Dalek.

 

[ShyGuy27]

By god, you guys post quickly.

 

[Snack]

Ignoring ShyGy27...

Granted, you are shunned by society and now no one will sell you foodstuffs.

I wish I was a magnet.

 

[Snack]

Granted, an esper creates a ton of lightning and you die in the ensuing power outage.

I wish for a splendid good time.

 

[Snack]

Granted. You get Guiliant, SiFi, and Rudnicki, but they try to make serious articles and you end up with Wikipedia but about obscure subjects and freemasonry.

I wish for better intarwebz.

 

[Snack]

Granted, a loli comes by and hits it's weak point.

I wish a loli would come by my house

 

[Snack]

Granted, but now all money is good for is eating and banks make fruits to pay for things.

I wish you would have been more predictable and called me a pervert and lolicon after my last wish like I predicted

 

[Snack]

Granted, but he keeps trying to sell you "DeJong Idaho Homestyle" brand potatoes and you end up killing him.

I wish I could bump the topic where Guiliant said he wanted a toy to say "Yuri" without getting banned.

 

[Snack]

Granted but... You die I guess.

I wish your post didn't show up as a bunch of squares and question marks

 

[Snack]

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ☐? ? ? ?☐

☐? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?☐

 

[Snack]

? ☐ ? ? ? ? ? ☐ ☐

I wish my legs were fang toenailed.

 

[Snack]

? ? ☐ ? ? ? ? ? ☐ ☐ ☐ ? ? ? ☐

You like what I like to use the Google translation also knew not to do.

 

[Snack]

Granted. You can also grant wishes

...Just like before, but I won't tell YOU that.

I wish the sentence in my last post was slightly more comprehensible after being sent into Google Translator and then brought out.

 

[Snack]

Granted, because I wish I had never read that. No bad things.

Nevermind, I kill you so you never write something like that again.

I wish I deleted the sentence I already deleted that I deleted because I didn't like it very much.q

 

[Snack]

Granted, now you are scared of artificial stability.

I wish I looked liked 3DeJong's sprites.

 

[Snack]

Re:

Granted, but you are forced to be the decoy for my mass murder of all the pixel haters and you are the one thrown in jail for live while I flee to the Former Soviet Union.

I wish for a thread named "Good wishes aren't always good wishes".

 

[Snack]

Granted, but the lead guitarist gets stuck in Japan after a freak Flictonic Klipple Waver Syndrome accident and the band misses their show in Nashville.

I wish for a flamethrower that shoots chocolate hundred dollar bills.