Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Snack]

Eh, not granted. That ain't nice.

I wish my hateful wishes would be granted.

 

[Snack]

Not granted. Go home Churuya. In case you don't say it: Nyoro~n

I wish to be a ninja suit starfish.

 

[Snack]

Not granted. You don't have enough hate bad voice acting. And you know something? You never will.

I wish Itachi wasn't hilarious in the English dub.

 

[Garlic Man]

What the... the past, like 60 posts or more have been dominated by Uniju and Snack... o_0

 

[Snack]

Granted. His costume scares you and never watch anime again and wonder what the hell everything is talking about when they say "Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggan". THE HORROR.

I wish you would go make a maho shojo shoujo ai series RIGHT NAOW

 

[Snack]

Sorry not granted.

I wish Garlicman hadn't popped up here.

 

[Snack]

Granted. Your other wish is for a new harem, and you live happily after that. Or you would but you go paranoid thinking I sabotaged it and trying to find flaws in your life and you die from a heart attack before the age of 30.

I wish I could has your Soba avatar.

 

[Snack]

Granted but they ruined the show.

I wish I could subs some animes.

 

[Snack]

Granted but your too obsessed not too.

I wish for a mountain of handkerchiefs, so you can cry all you want I wish I could think lof better wishes than anime and video game references I wish I knew what a "lof" was.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but Garlicman is the only one laughing.

I wish you would answer my two crossed out wishes.

 

[Snack]

Granted but your answers make no sense and everyone laughs at you.

I wish you didn't think your left mouse key was musical.

 

[Snack]

Granted, it's been going downhill since '98.

I wish I could call it my Good-Great Deck.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but it burns down in the Time Traveling Blaze of '9∞.

I wish I could LEAVE THIS WRETCHED PLACE

 

[Snack]

Granted, but they think your the devil and sacrifice you to their gods.

I wish I could find the Linebarrels of Iron thread on Animesuki so I could find an avatar and then look like a dork because I like Linebarrels of Iron more than To Aru Majutsu no Index.

 

[Snack]

Granted, because despite how terrible your wish looks, it doesn't look so bad

I wish GIGA DRILL BRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Snack]

Granted but they are the plastic kind.

I wish for a Uniju anime series where a bishonen is visited by a time traveling Uniju and given the ancient and holy power of the Uniju, and then becomes justice.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but when you find the first episode subtitled, it's actually a RickRoll.

I wish this thread hadn't died.

 

[Snack]

Granted, welcome to your new home in Melty Molten Galaxy

I wish for tofu thats better than normal tofu.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but Mario kills you for your money.

I wish I didn't have wisher's block.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but you explode because you don't know what wish to wish for first.

I wish Wreck-Gar knew what a Megatron was.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but now you have writers block so your next comic is just a bunch of custom sprites getting blown up with GIMP special effects.

I wish you knew what Wreck-Gar is.

 

[Snack]

It would be granted, but your too lazy to go downstairs to get it lol Uniju.

I wish for the next tLA.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but everyone hates the ending and you end up having to make a movie called "The End of Adventures".

I wish for an AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING something.

 

[Lario]

Granted.

Wait a minute...

Who's this Uniju?

I wish I knew I knew who Uniju is!

 

[Snack]

Granted, now YOU are Uniju.

I wish the "Glow" function didn't suck so much.