Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Snack]

Granted, but now your Lario.

I wish for an army of Rudnickis.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but they kill you for being a lolicon pervert.

I wish I was a lolicon pervert... Wait WUT

 

[Snack]

Granted, but I kill you beforehand. For that jab at me in your last post.

I wish I had MOAR THREAD HIJACK

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, but some random guy comes on your computer and starts spamming instead.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, but the magical guy who grants wishes didn't know which cake you were talking about, so he, for some reason, gave you a very eewey cake.

I wish I'd make that goddarn writing exercise sometime...

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, the world comes to an end while your doing it and all records are lost.
I wish I had the power to destroy planets that aren't earth.

Granted, you destroy Mars and parts of it collide with and destroy Earth.

I wish that this wish would actually granted.

 

[Snowstalker]

I wish that the Koopalings will return in the next platformer.

 

[Lario]

(LOL at that horrible end in a wish, Uniju. Good thing it's not real, but still it's funny.)

Granted... wait what?

I wish I LOL'd some more.

I also wish I had a gun...

 

[Glowsquid]

Granted, now you're the butt of his jokes.

I wish Fire Mario bros. actually spoke in intelligible sentences.

 

[Lario]

NOT GRANTED. Wait can you?


Aughh! ****!

I wish people wouldn't swear or speak about vulgar stuff all the time.

And earlier, I wished for a gun. Why didn't THAT happen?!?

 

[EctoBiologist]

Granted,But everyone begins flaming.

I wish I had a wii with SSBB and SMG.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, I steal your TV.

I wish my homework was finished.

 

[Garlic Man]

Granted, but your classwork is doubled.

I wish for nothing.