Good wishes aren't always good wishes

granted, Waluigi has made a new one
I wish I had a network adapter
 
granted, but something worse called the shouty mansion has existed since 1975.
I wish I had a cute trans girlfriend who was born on June 24, 2002. (the same day I was born)
 
no wish granted, because you didn't make a wish.
I wish to be able to summon monsters of the week, both good ones and evil ones from various franchises.
 
granted. its one billion monopoly dollars

i wish i could be a kid again to relive the good old days
 
granted, when you go as a kid, your mind resets and you're now stuck in a loop because you always will then want to become a kid when you grow up.
I wish I predicted the badness of 2020 so that I would do everything that I can before it happens
 
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