Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[N64Dude]

Granted
I wish i was famous.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, you become washed-up afterward.

I wish I were promoted to moderator of the forum.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you ban yourself by mistake.



I wish for that I was perfect.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, you're perfect at being imperfect.

I wish it rained.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it's CHOCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOLATE RAIN!

I wish I was simple and clean.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you are way too simple which make people hate you.

I wish I could easily get Gamcube games.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, someone stoles your game

I wish Jeff the Killer is less scarier and more funnier.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but he became furiously angry and killed you because you changed his personality.

I wish crayons could talk.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, but it lost ability to speak afterward.

I wish Google Translator is much accurate.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but it can only translate from Urdu to Hebrew.

I wish I didn't have to clean stuff.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but only for a minute.

I wish I was King Gary.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, you can't use your power (sry I think it once said owned google)

I wish a good thing happened.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, a bad thing happened.

I wish I had a theme song.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, it sucks.

I wish I knew Japanese.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, only for a day.

I wish I was the Green Lantern.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Granted, but you're arrested.

I wish I had glowing text.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it blinds everyone.

I wish I was the Epic Sax Guy.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but you accidentally break the saxophone and can't get a new one.

I wish video games here were cheap.

 

[Keqing]

Granted, but you accidentally break the saxophone and can't get a new one.

I wish video games here were cheap.

granted but u have no money

i wish i was the king of fresh

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you FREEZE.



I wish for that I had the temperature of 0°K.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but you are extremely sensitive for coldness which makes you die.

I wish I had some ice cream.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it's made of stone.



I wish for that I had an Ice Cone.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, ditto for same reason. (read; it's made of stone too)

I wish Courage the Cowardly Dog is much, much scarier.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, TV Show is renamed "Courage the XTREMELY COWARDLY Dog"

I wish Cartoon Network's TV shows were showing

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, they are sued by Nintendo for usage of their characters.

I wish Nickelodeon's TV shows were showing