Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[N64Dude]

Granted
I wish i was famous.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, you become washed-up afterward.

I wish I were promoted to moderator of the forum.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you ban yourself by mistake.



I wish for that I was perfect.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, you're perfect at being imperfect.

I wish it rained.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it's CHOCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOLATE RAIN!

I wish I was simple and clean.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you are way too simple which make people hate you.

I wish I could easily get Gamcube games.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, someone stoles your game

I wish Jeff the Killer is less scarier and more funnier.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but he became furiously angry and killed you because you changed his personality.

I wish crayons could talk.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, but it lost ability to speak afterward.

I wish Google Translator is much accurate.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but it can only translate from Urdu to Hebrew.

I wish I didn't have to clean stuff.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but only for a minute.

I wish I was King Gary.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, you can't use your power (sry I think it once said owned google)

I wish a good thing happened.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, a bad thing happened.

I wish I had a theme song.