Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted
I wish i was famous.
 
Granted, you become washed-up afterward.

I wish I were promoted to moderator of the forum.
 
Granted, you are way too simple which make people hate you.

I wish I could easily get Gamcube games.
 
Granted, someone stoles your game

I wish Jeff the Killer is less scarier and more funnier.
 
Granted, but it lost ability to speak afterward.

I wish Google Translator is much accurate.