Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Stargatedalek]

granted, reshiram eats you

I wish I could re-catch zekrom

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it's a level 1 Zekrom.

I wish I was in Super Smash Bros. Lawl.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, you appear as an joke character and have worst ability.

I wish I were promoted to staff member.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, you are now a member of the Society of Staffs, which includes varieties such as rods and canes.

I wish for cake.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, it's a lie the cake is made of plastic.

I wish all trolls were gone forever.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, it's a lie the cake is made of plastic.

I wish all trolls were gone forever.

Granted, you disappear Stanley the good troll disappears.

I wish for real cake that is made out of cake and tastes good, and is not poisoned.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but it is very small and a dog eats it.

I wish I had a NES.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, but it's malfunction.

I wish I could see Daft Punk's face.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, it's ugly and you die.

I wish I could finally beat Strange Journey. (Ugh this game is so hard)

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but you lose all your data after that.

I wish I had unlimited soda.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, I contaminate them.



I wish that I was a Tritovore.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, wtf is that...

I wish I could dance to Tunak Tunak Tun.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but you fall down from a cliff while dancing.

I wish I could run really fast.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you tire after 1 second of running.



I wisg that I could see better.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but it wears off 10 minutes later

I wish I could just get rid of Koopa Troopa and replace them with some Yoshis

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the Yoshis transform into Koopa Troopas.

I wish it was a lonely day.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, then someone comes in

I wish I could do the opposite of what I done to Koopa Troopas

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it's the opposite of the opposite.

I wish I lived in Moscow.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Granted, but you find it too cold.

I wish I had more -ness

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, you become British.

I wish I was in Street Fighter IV.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but you lose all of your lives and return back here.

I wish I was playing Archer-ival.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but you lose.

I wish I got an A+ on every test.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but you go to Always Hard University

I wish I wanna lay on the bed all day.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Granted, but you see a and can't get rid of it in time.....

I wish for food.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but you are allergic to most food.

I wish I wasn't tired.