Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get something.

I wish I was Rebecca Black.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, only for an hour

I wish I was a Pink Boo forever

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, you're dead.

I wish I could be hugged.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, it's by a cactus.

I wish this forum had no more fanboys.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, than it would be boring.

I wish I could dream of sources.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but they pop easily.

I wish my Bob-omb wasn't so boring.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, he explodes.

I wish I was the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Not granted. You become the Smelly Prince of Mauvais-Air.


I wish for I had lotsa money.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, ya go bankrupt the next day.

I wish I was Will Smith.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Granted, but people suddenly stop watching movies

I wish you would stop wishing to be famous people.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, I wish to be infamous people.

I wish I was Oad.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted but you have herpes.

I wish I could do art.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but everyone hates them.

I wish I won an Olympic Game-gold medal.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Granted, but they found out you did drugs to win at the sporting events and therefore confiscate it.

I wish I had some code.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you get a code to eliminate yourself.

I wish I won 1 million on the lottery.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted, its 1 million negative dollars

I wish for a pet t-rex

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it eats you.

I wish I had an end credits theme.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted, everyone rages because the credits are so long and they forever hate your credit theme because it reminds them of the time they got stuck waiting 12 hours before they could finish their game and their DS died first forcing theme to start over

I wish for a million American dollars, not negative dollars, not cents, I million in US-of-A currency

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, you go bankrupt the next day.

I wish I was Guile.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted, you also go bankrupt


I wish to not be bankrupt

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, you go bankrupt.

I wish I had a metal guitar.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted, it rusts

I wish I had a wooden guitar

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, I destroy it.

I wish I was on a KFC Commercial.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted, you get deep fried




I wish I caught Zecrom already.....

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, you accidentally release him.

I wish I was a russian growler.