Roshambo Battle Royal - Game Thread - Round 4

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I'm Sunny Flare. Yes "Sunny" like the star, I shine just as brightly. I'm from Crystal Prep in Canterlot, here for learning about Rougeport culture. And what better way to do that than winning this tournament!

What is with the oversized glove costumes? I get that this competition is ancient and culturally significant, but they're super tacky. You should really consider charms. Still thematic, so much less blunt.

...That's a mounted fish. A talking mounted fish. Does everything talk here? I have seen so many odd creatures. Turtles, hats, rocks... And is that a rat!? I have to play against a rat!? Ewww! It's not even a person rat, its just a rat! Someone please say I don't have to get close to the rat to play cards against it.
 
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Graphite Guy:
Well, I suppose while I wait I'll treat myself. Now let's see if I can get myself a Rocky Road Icecream.
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You head for the exit, but just as you are approaching the doors, something drops in front of you from above.



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"Ah ah ah... No one is allowed to leave the temple for the remainder of the game. Unless of course, you wish to be eliminated. Then I will happily let you take your leave."


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Rock Paper Wizard:
"Paige! What did I tell you about startling the guests!"
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"You'll have to excuse her. She can be a bit picky when it comes to the rules. Paige. Please apologize to our guest here."

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Paige:

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"I am sorry if I startled you. Let me introduce my self. My name is Paige. I am one of the three Rock Paper Sisters, and a student here at the temple. Pleased to make your acquaintance."
 
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I'm Sunny Flare. Yes "Sunny" like the star, I shine just as brightly. I'm from Crystal Prep in Canterlot, here for learning about Rougeport culture. And what better way to do that than winning this tournament!

What is with the oversized glove costumes? I get that this competition is ancient and culturally significant, but they're super tacky. You should really consider charms. Still thematic, so much less blunt.

...That's a mounted fish. A talking mounted fish. Does everything talk here? I have seen so many odd creatures. Turtles, hats, rocks... And is that a rat!? I have to play against a rat!? Ewww! It's not even a person rat, its just a rat! Someone please say I don't have to get close to the rat to play cards against it.
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Bindle: "Canterlot. Never heard of it. So, it must be from a faraway place. I come from a faraway place as well. I come from Hyrule Castle Town in the land of Hyrule. Nice to meet you."
 
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Graphite Guy:
CURSES! It seems as if I have been stopped by a beautiful woman! And I cannot retrieve more snacks! Double curses!
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Paige:
"Oh? Snacks? Is that what you wanted? You know we have an indoors café, right?"


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Rock Paper Wizard:
"Attention everyone! There's only a day left to submit your actions! A lot of people have submitted, but there's still quite a few players that haven't yet. Time is almost up!"

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Paige:
"Yes! And that means I can finally cause some real– I mean... I can finally be of assistance. Master has given me the job of choosing your actions once time is up! And that means you will be closer to elimination. Doesn't that sound fun?"

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Rock Paper Wizard:
"Well... If enough of you don't submit your actions, I don't mind pushing back the time limit by a day, but only because it's the first round."

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Paige:
!!!
 
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Paige:
"Oh? Snacks? Is that what you wanted? You know we have an indoors café, right?"
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Graphite Guy:
Well why didnt you say so fair maiden? In that case I shall head over to this indoor café for some Rocky Road Ice Cream!
 
Fashionably late and ready to rumble, iiiiiiiiiiiit's...

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RAAAAAAWWWK HAAAAAAWWWK!

You thought you could have a battle royale without me? THINK AGAIN, PUNKS! I couldn't resist this golden opportunity to beat you all. It'll be child's play! And if you think you stand a chance against me, take a look at these muscles! Not so confident now, I bet. Prepare to get RAWKED!

...Wuzzat? This isn't a fistfight? It's a Roshambo match? Man, what a SCAM! And here I was, all pumped for the occasion! Oh, don't think I'm leaving 'cause of that. I'll school you just as well in rock paper scissors, just you wait! It's RAWK or be RAWKED, and you ain't gonna be the ones to do the Rawking!

I should've read the fine print before signing up...
 
Goombuigi said:
Fashionably late and ready to rumble, iiiiiiiiiiiit's...

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RAAAAAAWWWK HAAAAAAWWWK!

You thought you could have a battle royale without me? THINK AGAIN, PUNKS! I couldn't resist this golden opportunity to beat you all. It'll be child's play! And if you think you stand a chance against me, take a look at these muscles! Not so confident now, I bet. Prepare to get RAWKED!

...Wuzzat? This isn't a fistfight? It's a Roshambo match? Man, what a SCAM! And here I was, all pumped for the occasion! Oh, don't think I'm leaving 'cause of that. I'll school you just as well in rock paper scissors, just you wait! It's RAWK or be RAWKED, and you ain't gonna be the ones to do the Rawking!

I should've read the fine print before signing up...
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Graphite Guy:
HA! Please, what a joke, the only thing thats getting Rawked around here is your chance of winning, just step aside Chunky chicken and let I, GRAPHITE GUY! The MASTER of Kenetic astetic, show you how its done!
 
Goombuigi said:
Fashionably late and ready to rumble, iiiiiiiiiiiit's...

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RAAAAAAWWWK HAAAAAAWWWK!

You thought you could have a battle royale without me? THINK AGAIN, PUNKS! I couldn't resist this golden opportunity to beat you all. It'll be child's play! And if you think you stand a chance against me, take a look at these muscles! Not so confident now, I bet. Prepare to get RAWKED!

...Wuzzat? This isn't a fistfight? It's a Roshambo match? Man, what a SCAM! And here I was, all pumped for the occasion! Oh, don't think I'm leaving 'cause of that. I'll school you just as well in rock paper scissors, just you wait! It's RAWK or be RAWKED, and you ain't gonna be the ones to do the Rawking!

I should've read the fine print before signing up...
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Headrest:
"*Gasp* It's Prince Mush!!!!"

Inquis:
"Nobody tell her."
 
Goombuigi said:
Fashionably late and ready to rumble, iiiiiiiiiiiit's...

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RAAAAAAWWWK HAAAAAAWWWK!

You thought you could have a battle royale without me? THINK AGAIN, PUNKS! I couldn't resist this golden opportunity to beat you all. It'll be child's play! And if you think you stand a chance against me, take a look at these muscles! Not so confident now, I bet. Prepare to get RAWKED!

...Wuzzat? This isn't a fistfight? It's a Roshambo match? Man, what a SCAM! And here I was, all pumped for the occasion! Oh, don't think I'm leaving 'cause of that. I'll school you just as well in rock paper scissors, just you wait! It's RAWK or be RAWKED, and you ain't gonna be the ones to do the Rawking!

I should've read the fine print before signing up...
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TryclydeFan1982: "Oh, brother. It's that loud and obnoxious landfowl from Glitzville that tourists comin' into Rogueport regularly speak about."

MouserFan237: "Seems he's still as all-muscle-no-brain as he's ever been. Ah well, he should be a good dose of comic relief while he's here."

Koopthony Tortoitro: "Every venture needs its source of comic relief, even the most animated of atrocities such as Total Drama All-Stars and its sister season, Pahkitew Island."
 
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Rock Paper Wizard:
"Welp! Looks like the first round is up! And what's this? Everyone has submitted their action on time? Say! Isn't that great, Paige?"

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Paige:
"Yes. I suppose it is..."

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Rock Paper Wizard:
"Everyone has just been informed their private results. Now, my fine contestants! Time to see the public results of the first round!"

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Round 1 results​

ContestantsMovesRemaining cards
SparksS7
Waluigi TimeS6
Hooded PitohuiP6
SuperchaoS7
ShoeyR7
Boo1268S6
Fun With DespairB6
RevinR7
CloudwalkerS6
CocoR7
RoseradeP6
ClawgripFan9001R6
GoombuigiP7
Yoshi the SSMP6
Ninja SquidR7
Power FlotzoS6
BigBoom1946R7
SalmancerR6
GBAB6
KoopaR7

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Rock Paper Wizard:
"Wow! Would you look at that. We're seeing a strong showing of rocks! And the least played was... paper. Sorry, Paige... I see there were also a few binocs! A wise move for the first round if I must say. Can't wait to see what the next round holds!"




Also, I just noticed I needed to fix some wording in the rules to better clarify what I intended:

Old
- If at any point in the round you lose to an attack, you will lose the card you submitted.
New
- If at any point in the round your defense loses to an attack, or to the targeted player's defense, you will lose the card you submitted.
 
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TryclydeFan1982: "Shoot, we're down a card! Ah well, I'm not worried THAT much; It's still the first round, after all, so all bets are still off."

MouserFan237: "An' seein' as we're a buncha brawlin' thugs, we know a thing or two 'bout all bets still bein' off."

Koopthony Tortoitro: "Let's just try an' play our cards right soon as the next round sets in, yeah? I ain't plannin' on goin' down early on in the tourney."
 
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Bindle: "Apparently, the strategy that Yoshi the SSM gave me worked but also didn't work. You see, I got a letter to buy a Scissors-Cut Sandwich and to play paper on a random person. Granted, this didn't work out since that random person played scissors and lost me that paper that I used. However, someone tried to attack me with something other than scissors so that means no one caught on to this strategy. Anyways. I see that two people used Binocs. Well, you must be playing Roshambo this next round. I challenge you, @GBA."
 
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Graphite Guy:
CURSES! It seems as if ive lost a card, how unfortunate, oh well at least I still have a few left, but even still I must play my cards carefully from now on.
 
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Inquis:
"Unscathed!! But hey I see you scissors! Someone tried to attack us!!"

Headrest:
"Uhm.. Inquis. Other people who chose Rock also could have attacked us.."

Inquis:
"Uh... pshht. Yeah. I knew that. Totally."
 

Round 2 results​

Inactive players this round are shown in blue.
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Contestants​
Moves​
Remaining cards​
Sparks​
S​
6​
Waluigi Time​
P​
5​
Hooded Pitohui​
P​
5​
Superchao​
R​
6​
Shoey​
R​
7​
Boo1268​
S​
5​
Fun With Despair​
S​
6​
Revin​
R​
6​
Cloudwalker​
P​
6​
Coco​
P​
7​
Roserade​
P​
6​
ClawgripFan9001​
P​
6​
Goombuigi​
P​
7​
Yoshi the SSM​
P​
5​
Ninja Squid​
P​
6​
Power Flotzo​
R​
5​
BigBoom1946​
S​
6​
Salmancer​
P​
5​
GBA​
S​
6​
Koopa​
B​
6​

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Rock paper Wizard:
"Wow! Some contestants have still managed to not lose a single card! This is what I like to see! I sense we have some very strong players in our midst. A few of you however have missed the deadline. But that's OK! You filled in for them, right Paige?"


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Paige:
"Yes, and it was my pleasure!"

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Rock paper Wizard:
"Good! I must say though, it must be tough filling in for those players. I can't imagine what I would feel like if they got eliminated because of me."

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Paige:
"Oh, I don't mind. As long as I can be of use!"
 
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