Roshambo Battle Royal - Game Thread - Round 1

[Salmancer]

I'm Sunny Flare. Yes "Sunny" like the star, I shine just as brightly. I'm from Crystal Prep in Canterlot, here for learning about Rougeport culture. And what better way to do that than winning this tournament!

What is with the oversized glove costumes? I get that this competition is ancient and culturally significant, but they're super tacky. You should really consider charms. Still thematic, so much less blunt.

...That's a mounted fish. A talking mounted fish. Does everything talk here? I have seen so many odd creatures. Turtles, hats, rocks... And is that a rat!? I have to play against a rat!? Ewww! It's not even a person rat, its just a rat! Someone please say I don't have to get close to the rat to play cards against it.

 

[Boo1268]

Graphite Guy:
Well, I suppose while I wait I'll treat myself. Now let's see if I can get myself a Rocky Road Icecream.

 

[Hint Toad]

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Graphite Guy:
Well, I suppose while I wait I'll treat myself. Now let's see if I can get myself a Rocky Road Icecream.

You head for the exit, but just as you are approaching the doors, something drops in front of you from above.

"Ah ah ah... No one is allowed to leave the temple for the remainder of the game. Unless of course, you wish to be eliminated. Then I will happily let you take your leave."

Rock Paper Wizard:
"Paige! What did I tell you about startling the guests!"

"You'll have to excuse her. She can be a bit picky when it comes to the rules. Paige. Please apologize to our guest here."

Paige:

...

"I am sorry if I startled you. Let me introduce my self. My name is Paige. I am one of the three Rock Paper Sisters, and a student here at the temple. Pleased to make your acquaintance."

 

[Boo1268]

Graphite Guy:
CURSES! It seems as if I have been stopped by a beautiful woman! And I cannot retrieve more snacks! Double curses!

 

[Revin]

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

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I'm Sunny Flare. Yes "Sunny" like the star, I shine just as brightly. I'm from Crystal Prep in Canterlot, here for learning about Rougeport culture. And what better way to do that than winning this tournament!

What is with the oversized glove costumes? I get that this competition is ancient and culturally significant, but they're super tacky. You should really consider charms. Still thematic, so much less blunt.

...That's a mounted fish. A talking mounted fish. Does everything talk here? I have seen so many odd creatures. Turtles, hats, rocks... And is that a rat!? I have to play against a rat!? Ewww! It's not even a person rat, its just a rat! Someone please say I don't have to get close to the rat to play cards against it.

Bindle: "Canterlot. Never heard of it. So, it must be from a faraway place. I come from a faraway place as well. I come from Hyrule Castle Town in the land of Hyrule. Nice to meet you."

 

[Hint Toad]

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Graphite Guy:
CURSES! It seems as if I have been stopped by a beautiful woman! And I cannot retrieve more snacks! Double curses!

Paige:
"Oh? Snacks? Is that what you wanted? You know we have an indoors café, right?"

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Rock Paper Wizard:
"Attention everyone! There's only a day left to submit your actions! A lot of people have submitted, but there's still quite a few players that haven't yet. Time is almost up!"

Paige:
"Yes! And that means I can finally cause some real– I mean... I can finally be of assistance. Master has given me the job of choosing your actions once time is up! And that means you will be closer to elimination. Doesn't that sound fun?"

Rock Paper Wizard:
"Well... If enough of you don't submit your actions, I don't mind pushing back the time limit by a day, but only because it's the first round."

Paige:
!!!

 

[Boo1268]

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Paige:
"Oh? Snacks? Is that what you wanted? You know we have an indoors café, right?"

Graphite Guy:
Well why didnt you say so fair maiden? In that case I shall head over to this indoor café for some Rocky Road Ice Cream!

 

[Goombuigi]

Fashionably late and ready to rumble, iiiiiiiiiiiit's...

RAAAAAAWWWK HAAAAAAWWWK!

You thought you could have a battle royale without me? THINK AGAIN, PUNKS! I couldn't resist this golden opportunity to beat you all. It'll be child's play! And if you think you stand a chance against me, take a look at these muscles! Not so confident now, I bet. Prepare to get RAWKED!

...Wuzzat? This isn't a fistfight? It's a Roshambo match? Man, what a SCAM! And here I was, all pumped for the occasion! Oh, don't think I'm leaving 'cause of that. I'll school you just as well in rock paper scissors, just you wait! It's RAWK or be RAWKED, and you ain't gonna be the ones to do the Rawking!

I should've read the fine print before signing up...

 

[Boo1268]

Fashionably late and ready to rumble, iiiiiiiiiiiit's...

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RAAAAAAWWWK HAAAAAAWWWK!

You thought you could have a battle royale without me? THINK AGAIN, PUNKS! I couldn't resist this golden opportunity to beat you all. It'll be child's play! And if you think you stand a chance against me, take a look at these muscles! Not so confident now, I bet. Prepare to get RAWKED!

...Wuzzat? This isn't a fistfight? It's a Roshambo match? Man, what a SCAM! And here I was, all pumped for the occasion! Oh, don't think I'm leaving 'cause of that. I'll school you just as well in rock paper scissors, just you wait! It's RAWK or be RAWKED, and you ain't gonna be the ones to do the Rawking!

I should've read the fine print before signing up...

Graphite Guy:
HA! Please, what a joke, the only thing thats getting Rawked around here is your chance of winning, just step aside Chunky chicken and let I, GRAPHITE GUY! The MASTER of Kenetic astetic, show you how its done!

 

[Koopa]

Fashionably late and ready to rumble, iiiiiiiiiiiit's...

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RAAAAAAWWWK HAAAAAAWWWK!

You thought you could have a battle royale without me? THINK AGAIN, PUNKS! I couldn't resist this golden opportunity to beat you all. It'll be child's play! And if you think you stand a chance against me, take a look at these muscles! Not so confident now, I bet. Prepare to get RAWKED!

...Wuzzat? This isn't a fistfight? It's a Roshambo match? Man, what a SCAM! And here I was, all pumped for the occasion! Oh, don't think I'm leaving 'cause of that. I'll school you just as well in rock paper scissors, just you wait! It's RAWK or be RAWKED, and you ain't gonna be the ones to do the Rawking!

I should've read the fine print before signing up...

Headrest:
"*Gasp* It's Prince Mush!!!!"

Inquis:
"Nobody tell her."

 

[Wallace Ulysses]

Fashionably late and ready to rumble, iiiiiiiiiiiit's...

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RAAAAAAWWWK HAAAAAAWWWK!

You thought you could have a battle royale without me? THINK AGAIN, PUNKS! I couldn't resist this golden opportunity to beat you all. It'll be child's play! And if you think you stand a chance against me, take a look at these muscles! Not so confident now, I bet. Prepare to get RAWKED!

...Wuzzat? This isn't a fistfight? It's a Roshambo match? Man, what a SCAM! And here I was, all pumped for the occasion! Oh, don't think I'm leaving 'cause of that. I'll school you just as well in rock paper scissors, just you wait! It's RAWK or be RAWKED, and you ain't gonna be the ones to do the Rawking!

I should've read the fine print before signing up...

TryclydeFan1982: "Oh, brother. It's that loud and obnoxious landfowl from Glitzville that tourists comin' into Rogueport regularly speak about."

MouserFan237: "Seems he's still as all-muscle-no-brain as he's ever been. Ah well, he should be a good dose of comic relief while he's here."

Koopthony Tortoitro: "Every venture needs its source of comic relief, even the most animated of atrocities such as Total Drama All-Stars and its sister season, Pahkitew Island."