GUYS! The green colour of the pipes is poisoning the water in Mario

[Lochressmonster]

Not only is the paint green... IT'S LEAD BASED. Gosh darn it, we must save the poor Cheep Cheeps.

 

[Hooded Pitohui]

Ah, finally, an explanation for this.

 

[Sparks]

I guess Puffer-Cheeps became one with the poison!

 

[Cloudwalker]

SAVE THEM

 

[Flygon64]

SAVE THEM

 

[Cloudwalker]

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took me a second to realize what this was referencing, i wasn't even intending a reference myself lol

 

[Xiahou Ba]

they're a massive pain in the ass to talk about in the wiki so i say fuck em

 

[Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)]

Whoever it is who built these freakin' green pipes, stop using lead paint! You're destroying the environment in Mario! SAVE THE PLANET!

 

[Cloudwalker]

Can't we just dye the pipes with goo from the Flower Kingdom? I heard that's a safe, organic alternative...

 

[Princess Viola]

fuck mario i hope he gets poisoned and microplastics in brain too