GUYS! The green colour of the pipes is poisoning the water in Mario

[Lochressmonster]

Not only is the paint green... IT'S LEAD BASED. Gosh darn it, we must save the poor Cheep Cheeps.

 

[Jacinthe]

Ah, finally, an explanation for this.

 

[Sparks]

I guess Puffer-Cheeps became one with the poison!

 

[Cloudwalker]

SAVE THEM

 

[Flygon64]

SAVE THEM

 

[Cloudwalker]

View attachment 54152

took me a second to realize what this was referencing, i wasn't even intending a reference myself lol

 

[Xiahou Ba]

they're a massive pain in the ass to talk about in the wiki so i say fuck em

 

[Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)]

Whoever it is who built these freakin' green pipes, stop using lead paint! You're destroying the environment in Mario! SAVE THE PLANET!

 

[Cloudwalker]

Can't we just dye the pipes with goo from the Flower Kingdom? I heard that's a safe, organic alternative...

 

[Princess Viola]

fuck mario i hope he gets poisoned and microplastics in brain too

 

[Fizzle]

Whatever happened to plumbing checks, that guy needs to be fired

 

[Xiahou Dun]

fuck mario i hope he gets poisoned and microplastics in brain too

The poison already reached his brain. It's why he requires speech interpreters while everyone else talks normally.

 

[Meta Knight]

The pipes could be green if they are oxidized copper. Mario is a plumber after all so maybe his real heroic duties involve regular pipe maintenance.