Fight about what is the best condiment

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Also shitposting aside, I think my problem with ketchup is that I find its flavor overpowers everything you put it on, no matter how much or how little ketchup you use. Which is like...not what I want in a condiment. Obviously you want to taste the condiment, that's why you use it, but you want to taste the actual food you're using the condiment with.

It's also why I used to put ketchup on these crappy frozen microwave breakfasts I'd eat a lot when I was in my teens because they had literally no flavor otherwise and at least putting ketchup on the frozen scrambled eggs and potatoes meant I'd at least taste something.
 
Princess Viola said:
...I think my problem with ketchup is that I find its flavor overpowers everything you put it on...
...It's also why I used to put ketchup on these crappy frozen microwave breakfasts...
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Same with school cheeseburgers. I swear they were microwaved. They had bad texture, weird temperature balance, and no taste
 
Princess Viola said:
Also shitposting aside, I think my problem with ketchup is that I find its flavor overpowers everything you put it on, no matter how much or how little ketchup you use.
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This is actually entirely my problem with ranch
 
Ketchup adds a sweetness to food so it counters the salty taste of fries and fried stuff. It's partly why soda is paired with it. I wouldn't really put ketchup on anything else. It goes okay on steak I guess, but dijon mustard is better. I don't think it's overpowering or anything.

Roserade said:
This is actually entirely my problem with ranch
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Ranch isn't my favorite dressing. It's tasty but it's too heavy for salads I enjoy, too creamy for fatty foods it's served with (bbq sauce and ketchup i like more). And.... I'm not sure where else I'd apply ranch. Doesn't seem like it has the versatility of soy saucd, sriracha, or fried chili in oil.
 
I feel if you need to put anything on your steak, then you have a bad steak.

By 'bad' steak I don't mean like 'bottom of the barrel awful unedible 0 stars worst steak ever' but like a really high quality steak doesn't need any form of sauce on it, y'know?

Roserade said:
This is actually entirely my problem with ranch
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I dip my pizza in ranch come at me.
 
Pepperoni on pizza is a law of nature, not a choice, how dare you
 
Ranch is the true S-Tier condiment.