Fictional characters that you would beat the living daylights out of them.

[Bugzzy]

The wisps will wish they stayed in colors when I'm done with them.

No! Not the Wisps!

 

[Mario Fan]

No! Not the Wisps!

Those wisps don't stand a chance, I'm gonna make sure those blobs never show up again.

 

[Paper Mario]

*stares at Toad with malicious intent*

 

[Nellie Rose Morningstar]

I would go with the 3 mage sisters. Possibly Gravity Man.

TBH, I'd like to beat up Daisy and Luigi. Stop bullying Waluigi. he's the best.

 

[Ihsan997]

It might be unpopular but I fucking hate Bowser Jr. I would beat the shit out of him if I could.

Ok, I know it's been a while, but you must have an explanation behind this. It's so random and your lack of explanation made me laugh. What gives?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I probably should've responded to this thread as soon as it materialized into existence, but anyhow, time for me to step in and include a small sample.

Spoiler: punching bags

 

[Gay Rights Luigi]

TBH, I'd like to beat up Daisy and Luigi. Stop bullying Waluigi. he's the best.

to be fair, waluigi is the instigator in the case of luigi. luigi doesnt bully people lol. but daisy,,,, i'll join you.

 

[Nellie Rose Morningstar]

to be fair, waluigi is the instigator in the case of luigi. luigi doesnt bully people lol. but daisy,,,, i'll join you.

I like Waluigi way too much to be normal.
I also would throw hands with Lili Zanotto from Psychonauts because she's honestly someone I'd hate IRL just for breathing.

 

[Wintertime Peach]

As much as I hate Daisy and think that she's the most overrated Mario character (or even the most overrated video game character ever), I don't think that I'd actually beat her up because it doesn't seem right for a man to beat up a woman. "A noble knight man raises not his sword fist at a lady. Therefore KO no maiden..." But I'd happily watch the two users above me beat her up. (Also, I wouldn't describe Daisy as a lady)

I honestly don't even think that Waluigi is overrated anymore, and don't see him as an enemy.

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Oh no, Cat Peach is on the losing team in LGM's Mario Kart 8 screenshot. But at least PCP: Carbons or What and Terribelle are on the winning team. :D

 

[Angry Shang]

As much as I hate Daisy and think that she's the most overrated Mario character (or even the most overrated video game character ever), I don't think that I'd actually beat her up because it doesn't seem right for a man to beat up a woman.

More like it’s not right to beat most people up regardless of gender.

 

[Koops]

just be like me and beat everyone up equally

Also I would shoot Angelica from Trails of Cold Steel

 

[Emo Furcorn]

Waiting for the inevitable manny heffley of scrappy doo.

 

[Angry Shang]

The only Ace Attorney character who comes close to falling into this territory is maybe Ben Woodman as he’s really creepy and wants to feel the feeling of what a relationship with Regina is like through his puppet, Trilo. I’d definitely beat the consequently not living daylights out of Pokey Minch though playing EarthBound, he’s a bully and a brat who only hurts others.

 

[Emo Furcorn]

I hate Mumkhar from XC1. I also really hate the Thalmor. I side with the Empire, but not the Thalmor.

 

[DarkAdorable]

Viridi from "Kid Icarus: Uprising".

 

[Mario Fan]

I want to toss Spamton into a furnace.


I like the dude, but he needs to be furnaced.

 

[Koops]

just be like me and beat everyone up equally

Also I would shoot Angelica from Trails of Cold Steel

This statement has only gotten stronger with time

 

[Renjamin]

Diddy Kong

 

[chaOS]

Jigglypuff all the eeveelutions any indie rpg character and sandbag.
pokemon have punchble faces and indie rpgs i dont like but if i ounch sandbag he would probly enjoy it

 

[chaOS]

also isabelle crashed new leaf and destroyed my save

 

[Ihsan997]

Jigglypuff and Isabelle? Waddle Dee, you wound me.