Make a food or drink out of the above user

[Cell]

Hey, get out of here, cannibal with an h instead of a c, that's not what we are doing.

Basically, food and drink are common marketing items if the above user became a sell out super popular, what kind of funny punny stuff could they make out of your history.
As always, no insults

 

[Koopa con Carne]

based on the profile pic:

 

[Waluigi Time]

Turtle Con Carne.

(You made it too easy!)

 

[Hooded Pitohui]

The cereal jokes are too low-hanging...

The Waluigi Time Shilling Meal!
Featuring a roasted eggplant as its centerpiece, to highlight Waluigi's association with eggplants, this meal also comes with a side of owl meat to represent Super Arrow's companion and fortified spinach and rice to promote the growth of future heroes to help the Arrow family in their quest to take down evil!
Oooor the sides might be there to try and convince you to vote for Super Arrow and Mrs. Arrow, depending on how cynical you are and how much you trust the marketers.

(Don't eat owl meat. It's illegal.)

 

[THE END]

fried pitohui

 

[Power Flotzo]

Blintz the Hero-A cheese blintz in the shape of a certain gray cat, commonly seen around the RP boards.

 

[Cell]

Ushigome Tariyaki

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Honey The Cake

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Bottle of Blue