Poor Joe

Sir Pentious

I have a problem
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Poor Joe started his day as normal. But he was walking home when disaster fell! The otherworldly forces above picked him to be part of an experiment. Simply respond to the previous person's post with a sentence or two about what happened to Joe. Basically, interfere with the previous person's description! Confused? Here's an example:

Person A: Joe buys a cup of coffee.
Person B: It was too hot and he burned his hand.
Person C: He drops the cup on his foot.
Person A: It rolls onto the street and makes a passerby trip over.
Person C: They survive but stumble onto the road and get hit by a car.
Person D: The person in the car decides to just go with it and are now chased by the police for commiting a drive-by.

Get it now? Here's my starter:

Joe goes on a business trip to Russia.
 
He waits a few days.
 
In the middle of the road, a thief steals his food
 
Then he chases the thief and catches him.
 
His puppet master Vice President then asked him why he wasn't in his office.
He told her that he needed some exercise to prove he was in better shape than the Pumpkin, so he decided to go engage in some wacky hijinx and tomfoolery.
 
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