bad wishes are not necessarily bad

[Kirbyo]

Granted, but Google created another video platform.

I wish for Google to stop developing products.

Granted, but FireFox takes over.
Here's a classic: I wish for world peace.

 

[Chair]

I wish for world peace

This is a good wish
I wish to get beaten up

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but the person was caught beating you up and has to pay for your hospital fees.

I wish that the police wouldn't care so much about that person.

 

[Chair]

granted, they instead care about about me instead

I wish that Mario didn't have a mustache

 

[Kirbyo]

This is a good wish
I wish to get beaten up

Wait, whoops wrong thread!
Granted, but now he lives longer because he can breathe better.
I wish for all Goombas to be stepped on.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

The good Goombas are revived as members of stronger species.

I wish for Goomboss to be revived.

 

[Primarina]

granted, but you also get a superpower.
I wish for super sentai and kamen rider to be canceled until 2025.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

You also get a copy of Link: The Faces of Evil...wait.

I wish Hotel Mario was ported to the Nintendo 64.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but it was also ported for the Nintendo Switch, with 3D graphics and soon everyone loves the game.

I want to rob the bank.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, but the bank was in a desperate need of cleaning anyway and they 'thank' you for your effort.

I want to break my Nintendo DSi.