bad wishes are not necessarily bad

Green Arrow

Behold! It is I!
you get saved by a flying magician

i want paper mario the origami king to have no original characters besides the ones we've already been shown.
 

Green Arrow

Behold! It is I!
granted. they buy a PS5 when it drops

i wish everyone hated minecraft
 

Goombuigi

The Luigi-fied Goomba
Awards Committee
Poll Committee
Granted. It's free now.

I wish that the Nintendo Switch would sell badly.
 

Primarina

Monty Mole
granted, but vegetables taste like fast food.
I wish a transphobic character appeared in the pretty cure franchise.
 

Goombuigi

The Luigi-fied Goomba
Awards Committee
Poll Committee
Granted. Now the major game console developers make PC, Steam, and mobile games.

I wish that Luigi didn't exist.
 

Chair

yo that's a sick chair tho
granted. nintendo just created mario at first and then everyone were making a new fan character about the green mario and ended up beeing luigi.
I wish I never existed
 

Primarina

Monty Mole
also the transphobic character
anyways let's just continue with the drill

I wish I never existed
so you're saying the transphobic character eventually ended up liking himself? anyway, granted. Donald Trump also never existed.
I wish for Hanadera Nodoka to die when Fuurin Asumi first appears.
 

Chair

yo that's a sick chair tho
well about this post right below
granted. he appeared as an important character and ended up liking him/her
I wish there were no more gaming consoles.
I just completly forgot about it so don't even bother asking anymore
so you're saying the transphobic character eventually ended up liking himself? anyway, granted. Donald Trump also never existed.
I wish for Hanadera Nodoka to die when Fuurin Asumi first appears.
well... It's still a bad wish because I don't get to enjoy my life
 

Primarina

Monty Mole
well about this post right below

I just completly forgot about it so don't even bother asking anymore

well... It's still a bad wish because I don't get to enjoy my life
I can't make your "never existed" wish a good wish. That's too much to ask for.
 

Goombuigi

The Luigi-fied Goomba
Awards Committee
Poll Committee
I wish for Hanadera Nodoka to die when Fuurin Asumi first appears.
Granted, but people protest about it so much that it was rewritten so that Hanadera Nodoka didn't die.

I wish that Peach would be in Super Mario Maker 2 instead of Toadette.
 
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