bad wishes are not necessarily bad

Wynn Liaw

not Shy Guy
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Granted, later a better way of communication is invented.

I wish that my mobile phone was broken.
 

Wynn Liaw

not Shy Guy
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Granted, you soon got used to it and can survive forever without eating.

I wish that I cannot swim.
 

Chair

yo that's a sick chair tho
Granted, turns out the police were the people that was leading into other people to become criminals, so now there's no more violence.

I wish my leg broke
 

Wynn Liaw

not Shy Guy
Wiki Patroller
Granted, later your dad bought a wheelchair that can move faster than humans.

I wish that my dad's car is slower than my wheelchair.
 

Wynn Liaw

not Shy Guy
Wiki Patroller
Granted, someone saw it and decided to buy you a better drink.

I wish that there are no more drinks in the drink shop.
 

Wynn Liaw

not Shy Guy
Wiki Patroller
Granted, this wish's name is "bad", but it is a good wish!

I wish that the apple on the table will turn bad.
 

Kirbyo

pink galoomba with arms and headphones
granted, but it tastes amazing
i wish to be stuck with a creepy clown
 

Chair

yo that's a sick chair tho
granted, they figured a problem with your health that's been bothering you this whole time and then they fix both issues, and you feel way better.

I wish I died
 

Kirbyo

pink galoomba with arms and headphones
granted, they figured a problem with your health that's been bothering you this whole time and then they fix both issues, and you feel way better.

I wish I died
you get sent to heaven.

i wish to not have any wishes
 

Kirbyo

pink galoomba with arms and headphones
Granted, everything good happened to you.

I wish for a robber to rob my house.
He took that old ichy sweater.
I wish for Kirby to have no more games.
 

Wynn Liaw

not Shy Guy
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Granted, Nintendo then created another Smash game featuring Kirby in the story mode.

I wish Nintendo will revive Super Mario Bros. 35 and resell Super Mario 3D All-Stars.
 

Kirbyo

pink galoomba with arms and headphones
Granted, Nintendo then created another Smash game featuring Kirby in the story mode.

I wish Nintendo will revive Super Mario Bros. 35 and resell Super Mario 3D All-Stars.
Granted, but Pac-Man 99 is better and the 3D All-Stars games are now sold separately on the E-Shop.
I wish for YouTube to die.
 

Wynn Liaw

not Shy Guy
Wiki Patroller
Granted, but Google created another video platform.

I wish for Google to stop developing products.
 
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