bad wishes are not necessarily bad

Chair

yo that's a sick chair tho
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Granted, turns out the police were the people that was leading into other people to become criminals, so now there's no more violence.

I wish my leg broke
 

Chair

yo that's a sick chair tho
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He/him
granted, your wheelchair has the same powers as mine and your dad's car is an inch slower

I wish I would take a shower with beetles
 

Chair

yo that's a sick chair tho
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He/him
granted, they figured a problem with your health that's been bothering you this whole time and then they fix both issues, and you feel way better.

I wish I died
 

Kirbyo

writing for the `Shroom, saving Popstar from doom
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MarioWiki
Kirbyo
Granted, Nintendo then created another Smash game featuring Kirby in the story mode.

I wish Nintendo will revive Super Mario Bros. 35 and resell Super Mario 3D All-Stars.
Granted, but Pac-Man 99 is better and the 3D All-Stars games are now sold separately on the E-Shop.
I wish for YouTube to die.
 
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