bad wishes are not necessarily bad

[Chair]

Do you know the thread "Good wishes aren't always good wishes"? well this the opposite.
I want to jump in a volcano

 

[Farrah Goodfairy]

you get saved by a flying magician

i want paper mario the origami king to have no original characters besides the ones we've already been shown.

 

[Chair]

Granted, but every character is now a clone of original character already shown.
I want to take a shower full of lava

 

[Teedgee]

granted. you had lavaproof armor and it ended up being comfortable

i wish a died

actually this thread already exists. no-one posted in it in a while but just to let ya know

 

[Chair]

granted, you died but got revived and now your life is better.
I wish I could break my switch without my bros figuring out

 

[Farrah Goodfairy]

granted. they buy a PS5 when it drops

i wish everyone hated minecraft

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted. It's free now.

I wish that the Nintendo Switch would sell badly.

 

[Chair]

Granted. now nobody's buying one because they all caught one before your wish
I wish fast food tasted like vegetables

 

[Primarina]

granted, but vegetables taste like fast food.
I wish a transphobic character appeared in the pretty cure franchise.

 

[Chair]

granted. he appeared as an important character and ended up liking him/her
I wish there were no more gaming consoles.