Are there really any terrible Mario games?

The entire F2P mobage market really needs to be regulated by governments or something at this point, it's predatory as shit.

Belgium has banned those types of games outright while some places are saying lootboxes are considered gambling. Ratings boards are doing the bare minimum though, with them just having a small side note of "May contain in-app purchases" which contain everything from DLC, MTX, to lootboxes.

At least EA has dirtied the word thanks to Star Wars Battlefront II's horrendous inception. More work definitely needs to be done, of course, but all of the industry's worst have started out in the mobile market, where it's a sprawling cesspit of slop. So if there's any need for regulation, it needs to all start in the libertarian paradise that is the mobile market.
 
A watered down version of the first Super Mario Bros. and an eyesore color pallet, it's a match made in hell.
 
are....are you sure this game is not just a funky bootleg
 
Licensed by Nintendo, made by Hudson.
 
As with all Japanese home computers until X68000, the PC88 simply didn't have the hardware for decent action games.
 
Pretty much.

Still hilariously awful though.
 
All those ports of Donkey Kong and Mario Bros. on other consoles/computers prior to the NES also come to mind.