Impersonate the above user

(To clarify, @Hooded Pitohui, that was an imitation of your picture. Here's an imitation of you:)

I am wise. Very wise. I am the wisest being on the forums. Hear my words of wisdom.
 
I like to create
 
It's time to meet my six new threads a day quota!

Boi-yoi-yoing!

Meow.
 
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