1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[Lario]

261. Having a seizure in reality is a surefire way to die in a game like Super Mario Brothers.

 

[Jesus Freak]

262. But the pizza man came.

 

[Lario]

263. I just forgot to pause the game during that one point with rising lava.

 

[Time Turner]

264. I'd probably not die if you wouldn't keep pushing me into a pit!
265. My game is so scratched I always die due to glitches.
266. Speak up, chap! I can't hear you under the infernal racket of my death.
267. What's a game?

 

[Lario]

268. I'm just testing the game's physics.

 

[Time Turner]

268. I'm just testing the game's physics.

Darn it, I was going to use taht.
269. The pits look like platforms and the platforms look like pits.

 

[ralphfan]

270: CENSORED
271: Arguing with the FCC that #270 shouldn't be censored.
272: Destroying the FCC.
273: WEASELS ATTACK!
274: Narwhals rob your house.
275: Looking up mrweebl's Narwhal video on YouTube.

 

[Lario]

276. Whoops. Wrong controller.

 

[Time Turner]

277. I is blind, fool.

 

[Jesus Freak]

278. I was trying to figure out why the official international Tae Kwon Do league was called "World Taekwondo Federation" (the initials are WTF).

That's just BEGGING for teasing, man.

 

[Zero777]

279) I was watching youtube.

 

[Time Turner]

280. *snore*

 

[Garlic Man]

281. I tried hanging over the right-back ledge on Peach's castle in Super Mario 64.