1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

191. You were eating milk.
 
193: ermmm... Uhhh... Posh was distracting me :posh:
194: The Boss was being mean
195: I caught on fire
196: I burnt the console with fire
197: I was playing 2 games at once
198: The Above
199: I didnt want to admit at dying so i jumped off the edge of the cliff on purpose
200: I Died................................. Literally
 
203) You were watching Cleveland go shoe shopping.
204) You were watching Marge cagefight.
205) You were watching Brian and Stewie go to Russia.
 
206) An airplane filled with sumo wrestlers flying at its maximum altitude crash into your house.
 
207) I was too busy looking out my window and watching Prune Juice Man save the day.
 
211) You finally scored a date with a hot/cute girl/boy that you know, and forgot to pause the game before you left the house (you idiot)
 
KP Blue said:
211) You finally scored a date with a hot/cute girl/boy that you know, and forgot to pause the game before you left the house (you idiot)
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Wow, that's a good realistic one!

212) House is on fire.
 
213) It's my birthday, and this year just happened to begin on a thursday (if you get the joke, you get a cookie)
 
214) You grabbed a defective misslle that fell down, then turned on when you grabbed it. *kaboom*
 
it's 218, not 213. I made a typo.

219) You were eating dinner and you forgot it was an online match.
220) It was an online match and someone rickrolled you.
221) Some n00b kept beam spamming (online multiplayer only)
 
222) Some fu**** idiot hacked the game and made all the items appear bullet bills or stars.
 
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