1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[Jesus Freak]

[size=10pt][tt]1. I was posting here.

2. It wasn't me. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................................... *points at Rudnicki* He did it!

 

[Jesus Freak]

Does nobody like my idea?

 

[SmartGuy]

Does nobody like my idea?

I'm assuming not.

 

[Jesus Freak]

9. I had to go ban Rudnicki. (What? First thing I could think of!)

 

[Stooben]

10. My biscuits were burning!
11. I got sidetracked with Guitar Hero, because it's so much better than what I'm playing now.
12. Power surge.
13. Someone knocked at the door.

 

[Smiley The Hun]

14. My cell phone is ringing
15. The house was on fire.
16. It was dinner time.
17. The Pizza guy came.

 

[ShyGuy27]

18. My entire family died and my home country was just conquered by Russia.
19. I'm playing on an emulator.

 

[Jesus Freak]

20. Blame da pie.

 

[Lario]

21. Apparently, I wasn't playing the game, it was playing ME... In my vacation to Soviet Russia.

 

[Jesus Freak]

22. URE IN MAH HOUZ, PLAYIN MAH VIDOE GAME?! GTFO!!!!

 

[Nerdy Guy]

23. I had to go save the world from the um... The King and his er... DINNER Blaster.

 

[Jesus Freak]

24. I had to have dinner and the f**king game doesn't pause.

 

[Weasel]

25. This guy's just effin' hard. :P

 

[Smiley The Hun]

26. My pause button is broken.
27. My controller ain't working.

 

[Wiiperson9]

28: Chuck Norris was in the game

 

[Jesus Freak]

29: I was trying to get "The Throne"

 

[Yoshario]

30) I was looking at a monkey outside the window

 

[Smiddle]

31. How was I supposed to know that lava is several thousands degrees hot!? This game blows.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

32. My NES screwed up after hitting it too many times.

 

[Jesus Freak]

[color=blue]33. D00d.

This level f**ked [b]BEFORE[/b] I played it.[/color]

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

34. Son of a b****, gravity made me lose

 

[Luigifreak]

35. Mario decided to commit suicide. Romance is a powerful thing.....

 

[Nerdy Guy]

35. Mario decided to commit suicide. Romance is a powerful thing.....

36. I was too busy looking at that quote funny.

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

37. Every button was INSTA-KILL®©™

 

[Yoshario]

38. I'm playing a video game? No one told me that.