1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

Jesus Freak

King Bowser
Pronouns
She/her
[size=10pt][tt]1. I was posting here.

2. It wasn't me. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................................... *points at Rudnicki* He did it!
 

Jesus Freak

King Bowser
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She/her
Does nobody like my idea?
 

Jesus Freak

King Bowser
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She/her
9. I had to go ban Rudnicki. (What? First thing I could think of!)
 

Stooben

Star Spirit
Chat Administrator
Retired Wiki Staff
10. My biscuits were burning!
11. I got sidetracked with Guitar Hero, because it's so much better than what I'm playing now.
12. Power surge.
13. Someone knocked at the door.
 

Smiley The Hun

I accidentally whored shoulders
Retired Wiki Staff
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She/her
14. My cell phone is ringing
15. The house was on fire.
16. It was dinner time.
17. The Pizza guy came.
 

ShyGuy27

The Cardinal is dead -- long live The Cardinal!
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He/him
18. My entire family died and my home country was just conquered by Russia.
19. I'm playing on an emulator.
 

Lario

Seems so long ago.
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He/him
21. Apparently, I wasn't playing the game, it was playing ME... In my vacation to Soviet Russia.
 

Jesus Freak

King Bowser
Pronouns
She/her
22. URE IN MAH HOUZ, PLAYIN MAH VIDOE GAME?! GTFO!!!!
 
N

Nerdy Guy

Guest
23. I had to go save the world from the um... The King and his er... DINNER Blaster.
 

Jesus Freak

King Bowser
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She/her
24. I had to have dinner and the f**king game doesn't pause.
 

Jesus Freak

King Bowser
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She/her
29: I was trying to get "The Throne"
 

Smiddle

Power Star
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He/him
31. How was I supposed to know that lava is several thousands degrees hot!? This game blows.
 

Jesus Freak

King Bowser
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She/her
Code:
[color=blue]33. D00d.

This level f**ked [b]BEFORE[/b] I played it.[/color]
 
N

Nerdy Guy

Guest
Luigifreak said:
35. Mario decided to commit suicide. Romance is a powerful thing.....
36. I was too busy looking at that quote funny.
 
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