1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[yoshidude99]

Hey Yoshidude at my friend's house his Wii remote died while playing SMG2. We were able to move Mario but he couldn't Jump.
Here is my excuse
765. Stupid Lightning Cloud in MKW mad eme spin out and into Lava.

I know it happens to me loads in the game. It does it a lot in Supermassive Galaxy.

766: The Dry Bones made me fall into quick sand when I jumped on it(happened to me in SMG in Dusty Dune Galaxy)

 

[yoshidude99]

777: Nitro Crates(Crash Twinsanity)

 

[NSY]

Double posting is not allowed

778:Getting hit by hte first goomba in Super Mario Bros

 

[Goombella]

779Double-Posting)It is not approved of, most people let it pass so long as it is not used to often.

 

[yoshidude99]

780: Thinking of horrible maths homework

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

781. Figuring out how 7 8 and 1 can equal to 12.

 

[yoshidude99]

782:Thinking about how awesome Star Wars:The Clone Wars Season 4 is going to be

 

[YoshiGo99]

783: Yoshi's Infinite Flutter Jump.

 

[yoshidude99]

784:Cosmic Clones

 

[Yoshiwaker]

785: No matter how many times, no matter how many times
I can’t defeat Air Man

 

[Nabber]

786:
The Invisible Block.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

787: Because my partner threw me off a cliff.

 

[Mariorules25]

788: I got owned by rocks and sticks and i died

 

[Yoshiwaker]

789: ooooooh, shiiiny-*BOMB*
790: I pressed the shoot button instead of the jump button right next to the nitroglycerin.

 

[yoshidude99]

791: Being hit by an item in the air

 

[Yoshiwaker]

792. The rumble startled me so much that I dropped the controller.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Double posting is not allowed

Actually, it is allowed after three days or if you're updating something like for example a fanfiction.

793: I smelled cookies in the next room, but it was just a figment of my imagination.

 

[yoshidude99]

Batteries in Remote ran out in WFC Match

 

[LN1]

794:Music was so awesome,I left the controller in the soup and downloaded the music(Didn't really happen)

 

[yoshidude99]

795: Didn't see the corner and fell into the water