1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

227) I'm not real.
 
236) I got pissed off at the game and got distracted.
237) I threw the remote at the TV.
238) The TV broke.
239) I got slapped around a bit with a large trout.
 
244) I felt like commiting suicide without actually dieing at the moment, so I did it in the game.
 
245) My brother was being a blabbermouth. "SusanIthinkyou'redoingthisthewrongway!" "Um, you actually need to do X." Stuff like that. I got frustrated and Link died. And then I tickled my brother.
 
247. Bowser reached out of the TV and destroyed my controller.
248. Mario went on strike. He was all like, "Give me pasta or give me death!" so, naturally...
249. How was I supposed to know that "Y" stood for "You lose"?!?!?
 
251. I don't want to talk about it.
252. Suddenly, one of my partners divided by zero while performing long division.
 
253) I played against Chuck Norris.
254) Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked me.
255) Chuck Norris falcon punched me.
 
256. I heard the door bell being rung by the pizza guy RIGHT when I jumped over that pit of LAVA.
 
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